Just got back from Vegas |
Where do I start! At least I'm alive. I got to party with my good friends that I haven't seen in awhile. Thanks for the Hospitality at the Wynn! The Wynn rocks. Mike Tyso...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST |
Letter of Closure |
Dear Sir or Madam:
If only you'd let me know something--anything--about the job for which I applied in high school I wouldn't have been left wondering whether I'd soon be donning the tradema...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST |
Irwin's two kids breathe single sigh of relief |
Okay, okay--I retract the title since it's unfeeling. But you must admit he had a tendency to put them in harm's way. At least that one time he tried to feed hi...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST |
Don't Worry 'Bout Me.... |
No, really--you needn't bother holding that door for me. Just let it go. It'll probably slam into my already weather-beaten face, but that's okay.
And don't worry about stopping ...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST |
Turns out my gated community can't keep out helicopters |
I guess I believed the real estate agent when he said my neighborhood was impregnable because of the balsa wood arm that allows anywhere from one to three cars to enter at a time, but I'll be han...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST |
My iPod wants a new owner for its birthday |
So I have 40 gigs of stuff in iTunes and a 20 gig iPod. You do the math. Seriously, I'm all over the place with this one. If you could just do the math and post the an...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST |
I'd gladly pay you extra today for a soda right now |
What about those soft drink machines that absolutely will not deliver the goods when they don't have the funds to provide you with the change you're owed? Look, I'm heartened by the in...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST |
Late for my own funeral |
I'm late for everything. I'm sure I learned it from someone, because--as you may already know or may just be learning--I'm not to blame for anything. I don't know how, but I was even ...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST |
