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About Me

We at GHG hold firm the biblical truth that the world is indeed a flat surface. We feel stongly that the government on both a local and nation level have been little help thus far in banning the ever popular and damning "round earth theory." Our mission is to spread the bible's literal truth that the world has four corners.

-Every time a group of Creation scientists hold a picket we'll be there preaching the flatness of God's creation.

-Every time a school ban's Darwin or Evolution theory from it's text books we'll be there telling them to ban round Earth theory too.

-Every time an anti homosexual group conducts a picket we'll be there to urge them to add the gospel truth of the Earth's flatness to their message.

We will impose our views on those who impose their views on others, while they impose them.

My Interests

God Hates Globes

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Most info can be reached at our web site:
www.godhatesglobes.com
Please feel free to stop by and help spread the Gospel.

This site is monitored by
The Reverend Dave
The Revered Drizzle
The Reverend K

Movies:

What can I do to help your movement?

You can download the images and slogans we use on our protest signs and stage your own demonstrations alongside other Christian fundamentalist groups (found on our web page: www.godhatesglobes.com).

Also feel free to write your congressmen and tell them that banning gay marriage is not the issue, we must work to abolish round Earth theory, in order to move into a new age of reason.

Books:

Seeking truth

Spreading truth

Portesting alongside other bible literalist groups who have an agenda to impose their views

Raking leaves for the elderly

My Blog

UPCOMING GOD HATES GLOBES PICKET

Some of you might have already gotten a phone call telling you that you've been drafted for the next GOD HATE GLOBES demonstration, but we're going to need some more of you to enlist. First I'll give ...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Is GOD HATES GLOBES?

What Is GOD HATES GLOBES? I am writing this post to answer some questions about what God Hates Globes is and what our true morals are. For the record God Hates Globes was not created as tool to be ...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A hatefilled message from a fellow MySpace user.

Well kiddies, i need your help. Every so often, we here at GHG get a message/email attacking our wonderful cause. The following message struck me hard. .................................... Date: ...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An Email and an Explanation from the Rev. Samuel

We have been getting quite a few negative emails. I think this guy's email will help some of you understand what we are all about. From: [email protected] Subject: Hey idiot!... Date: Apri...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1. Do you guys honestly think that the Earth is flat?

We don't think the Earth is flat, we know it is based on overwhelming biblical evidence. Passages that refer to the "Four Corners Of The Earth," can be found in: Acts 10:11, Revelation 7:1, Reve...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2. But Jesus himself never said that the Earth was flat, did he?

God did, and orthodox Christians believe that Jesus is God. Thus Jesus did in fact say that the Earth is flat. Passages that refer to the God/Jesus split personality include: Isaiah 9:6 "For...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3. Do you have any scientific evidence to back up your claim that the Earth is flat?

Although our group associates the term "science" with the black arts and the occult, we have used it to disprove itself. Here's a "scientific" test that anyone can do right now. Go outside and simply ...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4. What about when you watch a ship set out to sea? You can literally see it dip under the horizon. How would that work if the Earth was flat?

Have you ever heard of waves?
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

5. Why do you refer to Columbus, Copernicus, and Galileo, as "the devil's messiahs," or "Satan's sons?"

Because they are the most noted perpetuators of the global theory myth, and are burning in eternal hellfire for their lies. These men brazenly declared that the laws of nature conflict with the teachi...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

6. What's your beef with N.A.S.A.?

Aside from the obvious difference in opinion about the Earth's shape; our beef with N.A.S.A. is that they are a Satanic coven masquerading as a government institution. They use our tax dollars to forg...
Posted by God Hates Globes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST