Member Since: 11/26/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/whiteboycannotjump
Band Members:
Well you see, Nic usually is stationed towards the back, gracefully displaying his womanizing skills on his drum-set, wowing all who watch with speed that matches that of the suggested speed limit on Route 2 in Florida.
Wes likes to think that he's the sexiest member of the band. He's right. As he gracefully slides up and down the strings and adds little extras that even Mozart would get an erection over, he'll occasionally nod over at Evan and Nic, and smile, sending them into a glorious spasm of ecstasy. Band practice gets pretty tough with Wes around.
And then there's Evan. Sometimes he has trouble singing because his acne consumes the majority of his face. When he attempts to dance and play the guitar at the same time, rumor has it that there's usually some old guy that watches from the window, shouting his salutations.
And that's the band.
We've Played Shows With:
A Drop Dead Star
Aeroplane 1929
Anomie
A Sign Before
Bad Days
Calamity Menagerie
Channel
Chris Listorti
Codeine Comely
Cynthia Fargus
Easton Legacy
Exit Reason
Face the Lie
Gone By Daylight
John Shaver
Johnie 3
Journey of Dreams
the Mafisto Waltz
Moller
My Last Flight
No Intention
Pallet
the Prozacs
Reason837
the Rydells
Shane Scranton
Shira Girl
Sleep With The Skeleton
Sweet Havoc
Undefyed
Under Falling Skies
Under the Radar
Venomentality
That's It So far...But More Will Come, plus if we forgot to mention you please let us know.
White Boy Can't Jump Has Played At The Following Venues: PNA(Adams), The Greenfield Youth Center (Aka. The Green Teen or The Teen Center), The Shea Theatre, The Greenfield Energy Park, The Mercy House, And The GHS Coffee House.
Influences:
Evan :
blink-182
the Matches
the Cure
the Prozacs
The Subways
Green Day
NOFX
hellogoodbye
Evan Plays :
Squier Hello Kitty Guitar [for t3h chixorz.]
Sweet Havocs Loose Butt Checks Solo During McBeal
Cherry Epiphone Dot Semi-Hollow Body Guitar
Behringer V-Tone Amp
Fender Heavy Picks
His wang.
J Prozacs Solo's During McBeal
Wess :
blink-182
Marilyn Manson
Reel Big Fish
Streetlight Manifesto
The Matches
Calamity Managerie
Wess Plays :
An Ibanez XXX3 Bass With Stickers
Yamaha BBT500H Digital Bass Head
Behringer Ultrabass BB410 Cabinet
Fender Heavy Picks
Nic :
blink-182
(+44)
Old Catch 22
Streetlight Manifesto
Atreyu
NOFX
Billy Talent
Green Day
Rufio
Anti-Flag
Alkaline Trio
Rancid
Nic Plays :
Custom Designed Yamaha YD Series Set
Meinl and Zildjian Cymbals
Pearl , Sonar, and Yamaha Hardware
Zildjian Travis Barker Sticks
DW 4002 Double Bass Pedals
Evans and Remo Drumheads
Sounds Like: When a really attractive woman falls down the stairs in an ideological stupor! :D
Copy this code into your profile to display this banner!
Make your own Banner here!
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Record Label: Big Basement Records
Type of Label: Indie