Meatwad

I am mass of compressed meat that is not approved for human consumption.I move around by rolling and I am a shapeshifter. I can morph into an igloo, a hot dog, a star and many other forms, although the hot dog and igloo are my two main shapes. I also has been shown to 'morph' into a large thin square usually in order to block someone from entering a certain area. On one more notable occasion, I turned into a "meat bridge" and I have also shaped himself into "Richard Nixon" and "Wayne Gretzky," both of which in fact more closely resemble "Samurai Lincoln," a katana-wielding Abraham Lincoln. Along with my multiple forms, I can also form triangular arms. I can form several of these at once. Shake and Frylock usually use me to pull a wooden cart called the "Danger Cart" for transportation since they can't afford a car. Other than my shapeshifting, I don't really have superpowers (though several stories focus on plots where I gain powers through unnatural means; such as a t-shirt, cat-toy brain, and static charge).I am a simple and gullible, with a doe-eyed stare and crooked grin that reflects his simple-mindedness, I am constantly abused by Master Shake and his half-thought out practical jokes. My brain is actually a brain-shaped squeaky cat toy. Frylock often acts like Meatwad's parent, trying to educate him, and protect him from more mature themes (and from Shake's verbal and physical abuse). Despite Frylock's attempts however, Shake rages on and the Mooninites have repeatedly exposed him to excessive swearing, violence, drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and pornography.I also has a more sinister side and can become quickly corrupted. The Mooninites have persuaded him to commit crimes, and once Meatwad has any kind of power he focuses his megalomaniacal tendencies on Shake. This side of Meatwad reached its' apex when, after brandishing a handgun and threatening everyone present, he committed suicide (off-camera) in front of Shake, Frylock and their guest, Tera Patrick. Another less gruesome scene had him using the robotic body developed by Frylock after Carl was decapitated to exact his revenge on Shake: throwing him up in the air and blowing him up with a missle.Meatwad's room is empty except for filth, a jambox, meaningless crayon scribblings on the walls, a colander and a bed, which is a grill with hot coals under it. He has a closet full of sand, which on occasion he eats with ketchup. At one time, he suggested this was what Shake ate, indicating that perhaps all three of the Aqua Teens feed on sand. The light switch by his door has been removed from its socket and lowered so that he can reach it. His body consumes all waste materials, so he never needs to go to the bathroom. He compares it to the Thunderdome, except "Two men enter - no man leaves."Meatwad has been shown to be a huge fan of rap and hip-hop, playing songs from MC Pee Pants, Sir Loin and Little Brittle over and over again, usually late at night while his roommates are trying to sleep, thus incurring their wrath. He was converted to heavy metal once after being tricked by Sir Loin, but he began listening to rap again later.He occasionally is shown with dolls and other toys out of household items such as an apple named Vanessa, a paper towel tube named Dewey, and Boxy Brown (a 1970s, disco, blaxploitation-influenced box) that speaks to Meatwad and sometimes seems to know things that Meatwad doesn't. Boxy is also known to threaten Meatwad. He is fiercely loyal to these and other friends. Meatwad briefly had a genetically engineered dog named Handbanana.Meatwad developed a brief friendship with another minimally intelligent character, Brak from fellow Adult Swim shows The Brak Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and Cartoon Planet. During the Adult Swim special New Years Eve Party, Brak and Meatwad become fast friends.Meatwad has developed considerably since the first season. He has become somewhat more intelligent, and he frequently outsmarts Shake in the later seasons. His relationship with Shake has also changed. Whereas in the first seasons his relationship with Shake is pure contempt, later on Meatwad forms a rough friendship with Shake (based on their mutual stupidity).