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About Me

O.K. I was in a heap of trouble a few years ago, sitting in a pile of Garbage wallowing in my own filth. Then Charlie and Sterling found me. Later on Kenny moved in. Now Sterling, Charlie, Kenny and I live together. The rest will be history as it happens and time passes the happening time.

My Interests

Aol: Goatr0

I'd like to meet:

Okay I didn't want this to have to go any further but alas it must be done. I Goatro accept full leader ship of the seychelles islands on behalf of the model U.N. I now announce a full war upon the rest of the model U.N. Let yourselves be known. You can't hide from me. Apparently Charlie was drawn for Britain and is my only thus known ally. Does anyone else have the balls to stand up to the seychelles (now known at Goatronia). Anyone???

Music:

Geriatric Ward, Orville Reddinfuckers, Alien Weiner Dog, Torrid Love Affair, Round Little Whole, Operation Periwinkle Pattern, Where the wild things are and of course Monroe.

Movies:

25th Hour, Quadrophenia, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, the third one, Star Wars Trilogy and any Zombie Movies

Books:

How to piss of people and alienate others, the dream catcher diaries, Cooking with Emeril (BAM), How not to not like people who don't like what you aren't trying not to do, and The Rum Diaries

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Yao Ming and Luke Perry nedd I any more?

My Blog

goatrogoes.com

website is finally up...front page only but it's messed up a bit. I'll fix it when I get a chance. hopefully tommorow night, then we'll start getting the site filled out. but for a taste t...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who is goatro?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:GoatroBirthday:04-23-1977Birthplace:H-townCurrent Location:Kenny's ComputerEye Color:BlackHair Color:WhiteHeight:5 handsRight Handed or Left Handed:???Your Heri...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Birds

So Kenny has been feeding the birds. I can't walk outside with out getting shit on y some parasite carrying winged rat. I'm getting ready to start training cats.
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Barbie and Ken

Okay girls these days are total whores. Most young chicks are becoming sluttier and sluttier as time goes by. But I think I figured out why... O.K. for some reason Barbie has left Ken. Up until no...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Methodome

I still not sure why Hardin Store Road is going to play a show at the Wdlnds Methodist Church. So fucking weird. Anywho Little John is back and that kid gives a mean B.J. I just wish he'd watch his...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh and this

Tommorow I'm going back to the therapist. He's going to put me under hypnosis so that I can find out what happened with Les a while back.
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Viva La Goatropolis.....

After meeting with my advisors I have decided to accept leadership of the Seychelles Islands. My first step towards the position of Czar of the Universe may seem small. But, I believe it with be fru...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Seychelle Islands??? WTF

So there I was walking around Montgomery College and I saw an announcement. Hey awesome... Model U.N. What country should I be??? I wanted to be either the U.S. or England. I'd even be france so I cou...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just another uneventfu day with Les

Day: January 1st 2005 Time: The Evening These events happened against my will..... Hidden message don't drink around Les.... On New Years night I was at the house drinking with everyone as...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks for attending mustache christmas

Thanks to everyone who came out for mustache christmas. I hope you enjoys my premeire. Don't worry more is soon to cum. I'll have the webpage up in about a month. But the movie will be there in ab...
Posted by Goatro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST