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Danielle

I am here for Friends

About Me

It's complicated but watch me shake this bunny before I take you to an invisible man's house where an edited 30-year-old training video will give you (almost) all the answers.

My Interests

My amazing boyfriend Sam. My sweet kitty Pumpkin. Cooking. Baking. The Sims. Gaia Online. Discontinued Crayolas (I miss you, Indian Red!). Really bad jokes. Really offensive jokes. Reciting quotes from Dumb and Dumber. The scent of old, moldy books. Conjoined jelly beans or peanut m+m's. Halloween. Rain. Being spontaneous. Caturday. Doing dishes. Cedar wood. Crafting. Cake decorating. Cheerios. Tampons. Burn Days. The Stand. Diablo II. Lip Venom. IBS. Dangling stuff in front of my cat. Making out. Hot Dog Fingers. Being as nerdy as I possibly can.

I'd like to meet:

A bosom friend.

Television:

I have an unhealthy obsession with both Lost and The Office. I am forever unavailable on Thursday nights due to new shows airing and then spending hours online dissecting the episode with other insane nerds. If you watch these shows, pull up a chair and we'll chat for hours about Jackassery and JAM.

Books:

I'll read anything, really. I'm a total bookworm and could probably open up a small library with all the books I own. I love reading books and I love making my own ghetto books, complete with my horrible illustrations.

Heroes:

Whoever made this icon.

My Blog

Check out what Sam got me for our 3 year anniversary!!!

It's potato rosemary bread from Raley's! *insert trumpet sound effect going 'wahh wahh wahhhh' here*Though I will admit I was disappointed that there wasn't a touch of whimsical romance to my night al...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:10:00 PST

F.

I joined Yahoo answers long ago because Sam encouraged me too and thought it would be good for me to help people out with my cooking ideas. I joined and pretty much ignored it. I did answer a few ques...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:46:00 PST

Me + Math = Massive Fail.

I am in a real jazzed-up pissy mood right now thanks to Math. Today while doing a massive amount of homework that counts for like 2 percent of my overall grade I was getting frustrated. FLC is super a...
Posted by Danielle on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:31:00 PST

Don’t you know that the time has arrived?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! IT’S HAPPENING! THEY ARE REUNITING! AND SWEET BABY JESUS, JONATHAN KNIGHT IS STILL THE HOTTEST ONE! Hell yeah! Though I am pleased with his charcoal gray suit, I ...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

Buttercream Spaghetti.

Check out this super awesome cake I made for a cake auction/contest: And I won! (Well, one of the four prizes at least, but yay!) This has me really excited for some reason. I could be a pessimist and...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST

I think I got robbed by some Girl Scouts.

Seriously! They came up to my door well over a month ago selling cookies and I got some Thin Mints (like, handed over cash to them in good faith). They told me they would be here by February 23rd and ...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:08:00 PST

Time to dork out!

THE MOLE IS COMING BACK TO TELEVISION! OMFG! I can't believe it. It'll be on this summer, heck yes! YAY! For those of you who have never seen the show, it's pretty much the best show ever and I h...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST

Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz let NKOTB reunite!

Seriously. Nothing is better than going to check my email and seeing this featured article:OMGOMGOMG mnds;z'0i35ihg!ipjsfgoih34t9uhxed!!!!!!!!!Ever since I found out that there is a possibility of the...
Posted by Danielle on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST

Simmalicious

I've been getting into Sims again because I'm out of school right now, I need an escape from stress and I need a creative outlet. So what a better place to turn to than a simulated life game where you...
Posted by Danielle on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PST

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

Really. Because all I want are these and they apparently do not exist anymore:I've been to almost every store in Folsom looking for this cereal and I can't find it anywhere. My craving for this cereal...
Posted by Danielle on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:48:00 PST