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Deter

The delusions of a social life are what get me through the day.

About Me

I'm the weirdest person you will know.
I'm random and Fun,
But I'm awkward and stupid.
Ever since high school, I've been called Sexually Frustrated
I guess you could say that's still the case.
I have pet rats.
They lick me. It's cute.
I think I'm crazy.
No, I know I'm crazy.
But its a good crazy.
I have a very very small group of friends,
One thing that it seems I'm good at is sabotaging relationships.
Seriously, I will severely piss you off eventually.
I don't know how, I don't know why, but I do.
I'm a gamer.
Some of my bestest friends live in Fresno, New York, and Pennsylvania, England, Australia, New Zealand, Norway...
I live my life on the Internets.
Whatever you do, Don't forget Poland.
I can't think of anything else.

GO CLICKY-CLICKY HERE NOW OKAY?

Deter's Mypsace, Sucking since 2004. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Gaming, Books, Dark and twisty films, Getting tossed in the surf at Carmel Beach...

I'd like to meet:

A nice pretty girl who is kind enough not to realize I'm not good enough for her.

Music:

Not rap, Not Country

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Jurassic Park, Super Troopers, The Land Before Time

Television:

Scrubs, Keith Olbermann, CSI

Books:

Palahniuk, History, Military

Heroes:

Anybody with the chutzpah to actually join the Military. I don't agree with what most of our country has done on the international stage since World War II, but this is still one hell of a Nation, and if it lets me run my mouth, it deserves to be protected.

My Blog

Deter isn’t getting poon anytime soon.

As some of you may know, It was my unofficial mission for the past few months to try and get laid. Of course, I've failed, for a number of reasons that I wont get into. I've come to the conclusion tha...
Posted by Deter on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST