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Meghan Mayhem

I put the 'Gore' in Gorgeous

About Me


Meghan Mayhem.
Merch girl. Magazine assistant editor. Psuedo-model. B-movie actress. Z-list celebrity. Passive hype-girl. Ran out of mysterious self descriptions

(From time to time, I do promote with this account. Don't be annoyed if you see bulletins about bands, movies or comedians. It's for your own good. Listen to me. I'm looking out for your best interests.)
I'm obsessed with zombies. Gonna eat yo' brains.
I'm secretly a hopeless romantic.
I am drug and alcohol free
I'm a sucker for tattoos.
I love the color blue more than you do.
I love horror movies. A lot.
I quote movies. All the time.
I spend more of my time and energy talking about bands I do like, rather than bands I think suck. Maybe you should do the same?
I'm a sucker for comedy clubs
I love making out.
I love karaoke.
I'm proud to be from Texas, but never want to live there again.
I believe that Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets are one of the world's most perfect foods.
(Read my rants and watch me ramble about my life.)
(Check out my media resume and oggle photos of me!)

My Interests


Adult Swim, 'Angel' perfume, Anything by David Wain, art, blue, cats, cheesy Halloween decorations, coloring books, horror movies, fake blood, fast food, forensics, frustrating people, innocence, Kids In The Hall, killer robots, lemon-lime sodas, literacy, MAC makeup, mexican wedding cookies, museums, offensive jokes, orchestras, peircings, scars, sexual tension, sexual innuendos, stars, sushi, tattoos, Tenacious D, winters, YouTube, zombies, using big words at awkward times, movies that keep me guessing and make me think, live shows that give me goosebumps, guys who lay their heads in my lap when they're sleepy, the eternal search for my non-existent soul mate, laughing at you, laughing at myself.

Being touched by strangers, bros and bro chicks, chatterboxes, collagen lips, drug users, drunks, ebonics, gin, lack of interest, mis-education, possums, 'reality' TV, sex forums, standing in lines, summers, vegans, yellow, uncomfortable silences, people who don't leave messages, when pornstars are let out of their cages, the necessity to feel loved, people who thought 'Napoleon Dynamite' was hilarious

I'd like to meet:



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Bands to check out

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Heroes:

"Success is how far you bounce once you've hit rock bottom" (General George S. Patton)

My Blog

Running in my underwear for charity!!

On August 2nd, 2008, I was be participating in the City of Hope 'Uncover The Cure' 10k run/5k walk to raise awareness for all cancers below the waist. That includes cancers like prostate, colorectal,...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:18:00 PST

My movie, Punk Rock Holocaust 2 comes out on DVD Jan. 29th, 2008!!!

In 2003, I helped a couple of squirrely friends make a movie called Punk Rock Holocaust Maybe you've heard of it? We killed people. A lot of people. Band dudes.   In 2004 and 2005, we filmed ...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:19:00 PST

To whom it may concern..

Here's a little ditty I made just for you. More or less your own words, which makes it all the more ironic. Via con el diablos, my dearest. ------------- They say it's the town of Baby...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

I'm going on tour with GODHEAD and AMERICAN HEADCHARGE!! Come see us!!

Hey everyone!I'll be doing merch for GODHEAD and AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE for the 2nd half of their tour!If you'll be in the area, try to stop by and support two great rock n' roll bands (and come say hi ...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

Skin Deep

She lives on the paved path between smothered and broken, her surroundings have changed but the path remains. Keep running, keep breathing, keep trying, keep fighting. Her only God is the one that kno...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:28:00 PST

Blogmaster 3000

So, just so we're together on this, my social life lives here, but not my thoughts. For more information, refer to Livejournal
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:18:00 PST

R.I.P. Jonathan Russo

miss you....
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:01:00 PST

No, but seriously...

Reposted from an email I sent: I don't know if you've heard or not, but Myspace is totally hot right now. It's like an accesory. Like a Louis Vuitton bag or Gucci sunglasses or those awful furry ...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:11:00 PST

Boyfriend Application

  Yeah, I know I'm lame. Yeah, I know I pretty much stole this from someone else. Yeah, shut up and fill it out already, douchebag. Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

One million days and nights

Ive met a lot of princes in my day....every one of them damaged. Nothing is perfect. The other night, I wanted to die. Not to end life, but to see what began in death. I wanted to feel myself slip awa...
Posted by Meghan Mayhem on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST