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li'l Johnny Doom

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About Me

I'm Britt. If you're reading this then I probably know you as I keep my profile a secret out of necessity. I'm not shy so if you have a question just ask it.Also if you think you know me, then take my test.

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My Interests

Always a boobs man. And always will be.Especially if they're small.

I'd like to meet:

A NICE GIRL FOR A CHANGE. If you do cocaine, even just once in awhile, please fuck off. You disgust me.
Also, just to give a heads up I only date skinny white chicks. They are just my bag of Doritos!In order of greatest to still great, I am a sucker for : good eyeliner/eyeshadow, green eyes, fishnets, carefree attitude, blue eyes.

Music:

Hanzel Und Gretly, KMFDM, Iggy Pop, the Briefs, the Epoxies, En Esch, Love and Rockets, Television, Seabound, MDFMK, Christian Death, Rancid, The Transplants, Adam and the Ants, Alien Sex Fiend, Suicide Commando, Assemblage 23, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Patsy Cline, Porcupine Defense. Metropolis records! Pay attention! Print that shit!Pretty much everything on Metropolis records.There's a hell of a lot more too, but I'm not going to list it all because I don't care what bands you know I listen to, and I know obscure bands names aren't (hopefully) going to impress you.

Movies:

Blahhhh movies! Who cares about movies?

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Hells Kitchen and thats it!

Books:

Never learned how to read believe it or not.

Heroes:

Doctors, police and firemen are everyday heroes. I think we've idolized the wrong people for too long. My uncle is my hero because he teaches at UT, and paid for his own education through back breaking labor and found the perfect wife. He's a self made man.

My Blog

Dark Waters

I was very optomistic about 2007, but I'm starting to get the feeling that this year may end up just as bad as 2001.Holy shit that year was depressing and I'd never want to live it again.I'm also thin...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:24:00 PST

Women beware, you've been replaced

Cpt Fluffers will hereon out be replacing you in the love department. All former canidates for the position of girlfriend have fallen into inadequate relationships with management (me). That said you ...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

I got a wicked new haircut!!!

I'm just about to say fuckit and grab cigs and some beer.. or at least some beer. I have no reason to quit, nothin to do, and no sober friends or someone else on the sober buddy system. My lungs are s...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

I wanna drink!

I want a 32 and a pack of smokes right now. Is drinking and smoking really a part of me, or do I tell myself it is an extension so it is okay to do so? Well I just ran into some bad news. Hanzel Und ...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:11:00 PST

Stay the course

Man I want to smoke pot so freakin badly... I want to have just two 32 oz's.... just a few cigarettes. I want to, but will I? No, because believe it or not I have incredible self restraint. I actually...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

Drinking

I'm starting to really believe that drinking has run it's course through my system. Now I can barely drink without getting hiccups or just getting a nasty hangover, and I'm getting too cheap to suppor...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

A post about Cock

I get mad at stupid shit, and I get paranoid because I used to be laid back and it always bit me in the ass. So now I don't know when I'm mad for a legit reason, or whether it is all in my head. Thats...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST

Something I really miss about the Marines : Brothers

I miss my brothers in the Marine Corp. I don't think any are in Iraq right now, but in a few months I know they will be. In Febuary or so 1st Battalion should be leaving again for another incredi...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:29:00 PST

Awake at night

And tired but can't sleep. Took a 2 hour nap and can't go back to sleep. This room is always so damned warm and it makes me sticky. I have no idea why air isn't getting in here but it isn't. Hrmm.. I ...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:48:00 PST

I hate "I'm sorry"

FYI, this isn't geared toward any friends of mine, nor does the involved party get on myspace. This blog is for me because I'm fuckin pissed off. I'll probably delete it later. It just felt theraputic...
Posted by KMFDBRITT on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST