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*TART*

The real deal, no need to be fraud.

About Me

Just like sugar and spice and everything nice. *bats eyelashes*

My Interests

I'm a prankster...what can I say... I LOVE to laugh and make others laugh as well...hmm lets see what else...forensic science, criminal justice, individualism, going to shows, gothik bootlegs , making fun of emo fags and their one eyes, high heels, GOOD style, *my own* style, pink(the color), agoraphobia, anDroids, blood sports, acting cool, anything hardcore, muscle cars, fagrags, dreds(on men), unnatural looking men, the chupacabra, being ruthless, sicilian culture, being a hot-headed sicilian bitch, being tactful, Nikki Sixx(1 2 3 act cool), violence, Benito Mussolini, castle fags , scandanavian men, fags(some), the mob, GORE, psychology, having fun w/ friends, getting rowdy, dressing like a fluzee, corona, having margaritas w/ my niggs, being girly, debauchery, shopping for random bullshit, pigs, asphyxiation, enjoying nature, some androgynous men, golden showers, roses, gardening, walking in the park w/ Mulles, hot blondes, my animals, my guinea hog, all animals, emotions, loyalty, brutal honesty, music, blonde porn stars, seafood, sushi, sarcasm, realism, kinky sex, rape scenarios, my own perfection, SLEEP, strippers, HORROR, sadomasochism, makeup, pink lipstick, fetish, latex, girdles, big luscious lips, hands, long nails, MY BUBBLEGUM , hair pulling, piercings, full sleeves, body mods, nape piercings, rubber, dancing, clubbing, ghetto blasters, FBI, djing, dream analysis, long black hair(on men), virgos, the 80s, thai food, flowers, floral design, fluzees, health issues, tofu, image disorders, vanity, vanity complexes, looking fake, shoes, exhibitionism, drones, being vague, VERY skinny tall men, drag queens, psyche, exacto blades, guns, Michael Madsen, blue eyes, Battlefield Earth rejects

I'd like to meet:


GUYS W/ WEAVES SEWN IN THEIR HEADS THAT ARE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ANDROID GRAVEYARD. Oh and any other UNIQUE individuals. THAT IS IT, K THANKS!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T ADD ME if you havn't filled out your profile completely(that includes pics OF YOURSELF) or if you wear a WHITE BELT everyday!! THANK U!!Oh and BANDS PLEASE DON'T ADD ME!! If I enjoy your music I will add you first. ;) Don't send me lame ass messages either. Please think of something CREATIVE to say...and if you can't, don't be surprised if you get a obnoxious message back...

QUE?!?! /table

Music:

mostly just the casio in the garage, electro, dark electronic, post-punk, industrial, 80s, gangsta rap, H-town rap, some house, Kraut Rock, COCKROCK, some black metal, new wave, no wave-eTc.A lil' taste: MOTLEY CRUE, Kill Memory Crash, Satyricon, Feindflug, ABC, The Stooges, Roxy Music, Depeche Mode, Burzum, Big Black, Judas Priest, The Dead Boys, Prince, Wednesday 13, Gang of Four, The Adicts, 2 Live Crew, Beastie Boys, Heart, Slayer, Adult, The Talking Heads, The Vanishing, Alien Sex Fiend, The Mission UK, Darkthrone, W.A.S.P., Human League, The Church, Echo and the Bunnymen, The DOORS, GBH, Skinny Puppy, Faith No More, Tribantura, E-craft, Sex Gang Children, Son of Sam, Gary Newman, Combichrist, Andi Sex Gang, NWA, Clan of Xymox, Nightmares In Wax, Christian Death(ROZZ), Egyptian Lover, Howard Jones, Jody Watley, B Movie, P.I.L., Ratt, Ashtrayhead, DEPECHE MODE, Frontline, Portishead, Psyche, Dokken, SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK, Immortal, Converter, Dirty Sanchez, Skid Row, Generation X, Misfits, Samhain, Visage, The Clash, Kraftwerk, N.E.R.D., Guns n Roses, Cabaret Voltaire, The Lords of the New Church, Killing Joke, FEAR, Dying Fetus, Accessory, George Michael, Winger, ohGr, Alice Cooper, L.A. Guns, Whitesnake, Throbbing Gristle, Shotgun Messiah, Wham!, Fad Gadget, Mayhem, The Animals, Haujobb, Public Enemy, TSOL, The Cars, Six Feet Under, Virgin Prunes...BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!...the list goes on.......and on.....and on...too many to list...

Movies:

80s slasher films, JAWS, April Fools Day, Friday the 13th, Slaughter High, Nightmare on Elm Street, Deadly Friend, The Blob, The Gate, Re-Animator, Breakfast on Pluto, Cemetery Man, The Godfather, Pink Flamingos, True Romance, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Goodfellas, The Amityville Horror, Stand By Me, Killer Kondom, Labyrinth, DEAD ALIVE, Full Metal Jacket, Drug Store Cowboy, PIRANHA, The Return of the Living Dead, Legend, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, Less Than Zero, cheesy high school movies, Hellraiser(of course), American Hollow, Mysterious Skin, Happiness, Dead Man, American Beauty, Vanilla Sky, My Own Private Idaho, and anything w/ James Spader in it.

Television:

Just The Sopranos..

Books:

C'mon now...I don't have time for all that.

Heroes:

PETE BURNS(isn't he just beautiful?!?!), Martin Degville, Vince Neil, All those poor Def Leppard guys, and any other obnoxious cunt.

My Blog

Talk Talk

Like I don't know..  
Posted by *TART* on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

guess who

I bet a few of my close friends are probably wondering if my last post is about them.. Hmm, I wonder... Which one of you could it possibly be about or is it about a few of you.. Should ...
Posted by *TART* on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:04:00 PST

the art of being vague..

I want to say sooo much, but I think its better I stay quiet. Whaaaa?!?!   Yeah exactly.
Posted by *TART* on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

The art of being fake

Being fake is not a good personality trait. It is actually a major character flaw.. That is unless you are getting paid for it.... ...
Posted by *TART* on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:11:00 PST

FBI FBI

*waves and blows kisses*
Posted by *TART* on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

Still yearning for that attention?!

Ha, we saw you?!?! News to me. Funny after I was told you were there, you were already either gone or hiding. Trust me I would have definitely said something to you. Michael on the other hand doesn't ...
Posted by *TART* on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

Karma

Its a bitch isn't it?!?! I will just sit back and laugh now...
Posted by *TART* on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 04:49:00 PST

THUMBNAILS......

Thats right...all of you are just thumbnails.......
Posted by *TART* on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:09:00 PST

Sometimes its all just The Sisters of Mercy and Spiderwebs

I swear there is some funny ass shit going down on this lil' my space. Some of these ppl just crack me up. I really just don't get goth rockers.......*shrugs*
Posted by *TART* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

last night....

last night was BAD.... I am fucking starving. I was out to have fun and all it did was turn to shit w/ me freaking out like a lil' kid. then to make matters worse I came home and did something I s...
Posted by *TART* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST