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About Me

To some I'm known as the "toff from Toorak". To others, the leader of the opposition.I love football and porno and books about war. I have an average house, with a nice hardwood floor.Occasionally Bracksy and I hang out together at Geelong football matches.I love my wife Robyn and I have three damn good looking kids. (Obviously they take after me- and no you can't have my daughters phone number!)Keep stuffing up Labor... you're making my job a lot easier!..

My Interests

golf, basketball, swimming, hot chicks, speedo's!

I'd like to meet:

The dude who invented speedo's, Elmer Fudd, Barry Dawson (The Cougar), Hannibal Lecter, Miss Piggy... just someone famous. Oh yeah... and Debbie from Debbie Does Dallas.

Music:

The Carpenters, Korn, KC & The Sunshine Band, Tatu and Kraftwerk

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas, Dude! Where's My Car?, Waterworld 4, Boogie Nights, Harry Potter and Born Free.

Television:

Breaking Bonaduce and The Sopranos.

Books:

Spot goes shopping, Guns and Ammo, Hot Chicks with Big Guns, How to Stuff a State Election

Heroes:

John So, Henry Bolte, George Bush, Fidel Castro and Gigantour!