GRAVY TRAiN!!!! FANATICS!
.. OLD ASS FRESHNESS:After being plagued by many shitbutts and tiny donged menz, a fine ass lady by the name of CHUNX( "mammothly juggular" temptress who had the balls and the... lungs to push out the John Waters' wit) established a calling with her friend FUNX. One day while ditching work she sat enjoying daytime TV and diddling. On this faithful day in June 2001 the sexually frustrated, and overall pissed off burgermadre made some raps about her problems with menz while her sassy friend FUNX provided a back beat with her keyboard and Mexican Speed Dial Fingers. At first they had no intention to play live until they discovered what good dancers their friends were. Quickly this turned into more than just a cure for the blue vadge and was pursued as a band while recruiting long time friend HUNX into the band and Pennsylvania native DRUNX (happily childed) who made original dance moves for the band. The raunchy four sparked together to make something similiar to a starved beast loose in a hot dog factory.Since then the band has made a roar between the many thighs of its devoted followers and has gotten the latest innovation JUNX (in your trunx) whom replaced Drunx when she left the band in summer 2003. Don't underestimate the fury of this group possasses, these aren't your amateur honkies. Armed with an arsenal of pelvic thrusts, burger patties, animal style, stylish yet sinful choreography, and booty bassed keys they will make you discover how to have this magical auditory G-spot and crash into it like a freight train. Releasing an EP in 2001 called "The Menz EP" you are introduced to a new world of Lo fi top quality fun. Their full debute ALBUM release in March 2003 on Kill Rock Stars called "Hello Doctor" has a more developed sound combining Hunx's organ and drum machine mayhem which makes it even more difficult to keep yourself from dancing like an idiot alone in your room or wanting to jump all over the man at the drive thru while waiting for your mealage.They have returned after a gimungous USA tour and have released a DVD entitled STAME THE BATCH earlier in July (check out www.retarddisco.com to buy)...
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