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MzLaveau

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About Me

I've moved around a lot. I have an art degree. I have 2 cats. I own a hearse. I'm pagan. I hate anything with the word "lite" in front of it. I lucid dream. I hate making the bed, and laundry. I have a Frank Sinatra autograph. I am a silversmith. My fingers are crooked. The only piercings I have are in my ears, one done with the tried and true ice, needle, and eraser method. My parents were married 53 years, probably where I get my Cleaverness from. As in Ward and June."Ward, I just can seem to get these stains out"...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

All things horror, fine art, lowbrow art, vintage clothing, the tackier the better. Hawaiiana, film.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Lee, Joel Peter Witkin, Johnette Napolitano, Sting, Ellen Gilchrist, David Sedaris, Dave Barry, Kathe Koja, Vincent Price, Emily Dickenson, Poe, Robert Mitchum, Jimmy Stewart, Mark Rothko, Dali, Vincent Van Gogh, Boris, Bela, Lon.

Music:

Like I said, anything that doesn't have the word "lite" in front of it.

Movies:

I love film as a medium, and will enthusiastically watch just about anything. I especially love schlock. If you can see the string on the bats wings, and the zipper up the back of the monster, that is my kind of movie

Television:

Carnivale, ,Twin Peaks, American Gothic,Heroes, Lost, Space Ghost, CSI, Batman, Johnny Quest, The green Hornet, Carol Burnett.Hmmm. I mostly hate network tv, except for the occasional reality show that is like a bad accident. You can't turn away.

Books:

Clive Barker, Anne Rice, Ellen Gilchrist, Neil Gaiman, Terry Bantock, Delacorta, Linda Barry, Flannery O'Conner, William Faulkner, Joseph Campbell, Charlaine Harris, Anne Perry.

Heroes:

My Dad, Mrs. Neff, Matisse, Renoir, Poe, Bela Lugosi, Frank Miller, Alek Wek, David Bowie, Andy Warhol, Vincent Van Gogh, Ryuchi Sakamoto, Terrence Malick, Boris Karloff, The Chaneys, Diana Vreeland, Ingrid Bergman, Ava Gardner, Marlene Dietrich, Betty Page, Johnette Napolitano, Barb Morrison, Greg Mangus, Tas Poulos, The Bone Jangler, Dr. Paul Bearer, Count Gore De Vol, Baron Von Wolfstein, Professor Anton Griffin, Doc Gangrene, Butch and June Cleaver, Dr. Creep, A Ghastlee Ghoul, Andy Warhol, David Lean, Iggy Pop.

My Blog

X 3

My friend and co-worker was helping a customer at the olive bar tonight, and I think he was tired. I know he was tired. I put in twelve hours yesterday, he put in 11, two of my compatriates in cheesed...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

part deux

So this evening, despite being burnt, and tired and sick at work, I did enjoy myself.Last night, I was fronting my case at work, this is an exercise in futility for the most part, but satisfying in a ...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

diary of a mad cheesemonger, part I

I have had a persistent memory recently.Friends, the real great memories of particular good times.I went to New Orleans at Halloween with two dear friends. We went to the annual meeting of the coven. ...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sick day, pajamas, and bad movies

Yesterday, my throat felt a little scratchy. I thought it was just allergies. When I woke up this morning, I said "Good morning, everybody up!" to the cats, and I sounded like Harvey Fierstein. Or Mar...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

detritus

Had a very interesting day. full of synchronicity. A few weeks ago, the managers of all of the depts. decided we would go around the neighborhood, and clean up, pick up trash for 2 hours. The neigh...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Imhotep

Jim, the guy that is working on my hearse called today. He has been checking it over, and the guy who sold it to me is very honest. Nice to find in the world. So is Jim. He said the frame and undernea...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the good stuff

So today I cut chocolate. I like cutting chocolate. We have Belgian 11 pound bars, and Venezuelan 6.6 pound bars. The Venezualan is scored, you can snap it on the corner of the prep table. The C...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch

Finally, the wrench I gave myself lifting a half a wheel of Gruyere 3 days ago has let up. I am not that tall, and a 35 pound half wheel hoisted onto my shoulder pulled something. Last night, while po...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

third is the charm

hooo kay. I am such a dolt with this techno stuff. I will try again. I have to amend my music preferences. My supreme being leader at work LLLOOOOVES Bluegrass. When I go to Hell, and sure...
Posted by MzLaveau on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST