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Heathen Zoomeister

About Me

Levi's favorite winter hideaway...baby sheena

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who--
--find humor in themselves, others and life in general.
--might get a wild urge to climb a tree and go for it.
--like to pile up with a good book and a bag of chips (or an apple, for you health-conscious people).
--aren't afraid to get mud between their toes or roll up their pants legs and wade in the creek, river, etc.
--like to push all the buttons on the talking/singing toys at walmart.
--aren't whiners, crybabies or self-appointed preachers.
--enjoy sitting in the waffle house at 3 am and laughing at all the drunk people.
--aren't certified fanatics about anything, be it religion, politics, sports, etc...any obsession amounts to bullshit after so long.
--aren't afraid to get their hair wet when it rains.
--are brave (or foolhardy) enough to pet a ferocious-looking dog.
--don't drop hints and beat around the bush expecting me to read your minds. whatever it is, just say it.
--are adult enough to pay their own bills and take responsibility for their own actions.
--simply want to live life to the fullest, for the short time we are here.

My Blog

Just for smiles...

 
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:09:00 GMT

Long ago and far away

  When Baby Levi was a teeny-tiny pup, we were going through the necessary potty training rituals. Levi was about five months old at the time and doing extremely well at performing the "i gotta p...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:17:00 GMT

Laissez les bons temps rouler

This pretty much sums up how I spent 2007. It was a wonderful year, albeit a very lazy one. After several very busy years, including too many hours spent at work and several seemingly endless home pr...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:17:00 GMT

PICS

My first Christmas present--and it's excellent! Darlene does NOT like Crown Royal... And now everyone but the Woozer and I have crashed...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:00:00 GMT

too old to---

  I just busted my butt. oh jeez, but it hurts. Apparently 40 is too old to play the sock slide game. You know--the one where you wear the slippery socks and run down the hallway to see how far y...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:29:00 GMT

heather,marie,cathy--you’ve been elfed...

 you've been elfed
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:26:00 GMT

Hung Like a Tic Tac

From helmets to turtlenecks to tic tacs....this is good for a few chuckles. Enjoy... Gay Slang
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:07:00 GMT

scotch tape art

geifled these from Brenda. they're made entirely of tape. way cool...    
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:14:00 GMT

CULINARY DISASTER STRIKES

  While thumbing through my recipe book for my favorite chili recipe yesterday, a folded piece of paper fell out; it's a long-ago recipe i'd found somewhere on the internet for O'Charley's potato...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:37:00 GMT

a week in review

                           The week started out BADLY. i mean fucked up like a soup sa...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:14:00 GMT