hey vato's, my names Pedro De Pacas but everyone calls me Cheech thats short for "Cheecharones", its a Chicano delicacy made of deep-fried pork skins. I was born in East LA, so I dont need a green card. I play guitar and sing in a band, We play everything from Santana to El Chicano. We'r gonna be heavy one day. I have a 64 chevy impala, shes the love mosheen. I Smoke that Maui Waui, Michoacan and even that stuff they Tie on a Stick. Once, My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Migra. They deported the entire wedding party. They got a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding was over, they just came back across the border. It was a trip.
Ear Ache My Eye by Cheech And Chong