Towelie

.Hey kids! My name is Towelie :) I'm just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, genetically engineered towel...and, in case you missed it, I starred on a popular TV show and also in a few home videos (XXX rated ones...I'm the towel they use at the end...yeah yeah, I know, shitty job).Ever watch South Park? Well, I was the guest star in the best episode ever! See, Cartman and the Boys were in dire need of help -- they were captured by a militia, accused of standing in the way of a secret program to develop other genetically engineered towels for warfare, & in the end were dangled over a pit of fire. The situation got really bad when I was faced with the biggest decision of my life; I had to choose between getting high and saving my friends!?! "YOU A$$HOLE" I uttered...What's a genetically engineered towel (and pothead) to do? Well...I'll tell ya -- both!!! I took a hit from the bong and saved my friends!!!What's the moral of the whole story??? Well, I forgot!!! In fact, where am I? What am I doing here? Oh man, I'm so high right now -- I have no idea what's going on!!!NOTE: JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO GET HIGH, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WISH TO TALK w/ THE FAR-LEFT, ULTRA-LIBERAL, ANTI-AMERICAN, FLAG-BURNING, CROSS-REMOVING, MICHAEL MOORE PROPAGANDA-BELIEVING, TREE-HUGGING, P.E.T.A.-SUPPORTING, A.C.L.U.-DONATING, PACIFIST, HIPPY COWARDS...TOWELIE LOVES AMERICA and BLEEDS RED, WHITE, & BLUE...FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...THANKS!!! :)~