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So, like yeah - it's Episode 42 - nuff said really. DATAROCK are ace, DOWN are old & have long hair, GYROSCOPE are funny. CHOPPER is worth a look.

Well, um - it's Episode 41. COBRA STARSHIP love it, SIAN is all french, and Jimmy rocks Pogo. CHOPPER is simply badass.

We apologise... It's Episode 40 - the less said the better. AGAINST ME! are good though. So is SCRIBE. CHOPPER READ is always good.

OH CHRIST! It's Episode 39 - get teary with Jimmy & MAXIMO PARK, join Courtney in bed with DJ ANDY MURPHY & check CHOPPER READ - Hosted By BLUEJUICE - IN A BIN!!

HELL FUCK YEAH! It's Episode 38 - with MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS, THE ACADEMY IS... & CHOPPER READ - Hosted By VICIOUS DJs - JOHN COURSE & LORNE PADMAN

SHIT! What was that? Oh... It's Episode 37 - with EDITORS, D.I.M. & CHOPPER READ - Hosted By MERCY ARMS

and we wrap up our coverage from Splendour... and Mercy Arms run amok...

HOLY FUCK! IT'S EPISODE 36 - ASH, YACHT, PANTHER & CHOPPER READ - Hosted By The DUKES OF WINDSOR

check it!

SHIT! IT'S EPISODE THIRTY-FIVE!

We go to Splendour In The Grass, chill with Yellowcard, hit on Gym Class Heroes, get CHOPPER READ to impart some advice, and we do a whole raft of other dumb shit! Checks it!
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HOLY CRAP! IT'S EPISODE THIRTY-FOUR! HELLOGOODBYE, CHOPPER READ & JNR SANCHEZ

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My Interests

Music. Rock n roll. Indie. Dance. As long as it isn't complete and utter shit, we're kinda happy.

I'd like to meet:

people sans pants.who like to dance.and will take a chance.take a chance on me.Stay In School, it's better than staying at home and annoying your parents. Your mum has a life too, just you wait till the gardener comes over. Hide in the closet...door slightly ajar.

Music:

Your mum's last track was pretty sweet. It was called 'i get dicked by your dad'. Adam Green. Riot in Belgium. Lost Valentinos. The Cribs. Buck 65. New Order. Acid Jacks. The Police. Dukes Of Windsor. The Knife. Cut Copy. Chromeo. Iggy Pop. The Cure. Tom Vek. Andy Van. The Music. Airbourne. Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. MSTRKRFT. Death From Above 1979. 2Many DJs/Soulwax. Tapes'n'tapes. Muse. T-Rek. Seven. Dardanelles. Dead Frenchmen. Hard-Fi. Midnight Juggernauts. Nirvana. Deftones. Annie. Basement Jaxx. Fleetwood Mac. PJ Harvey. Refused. Von Bondies. Madonna. Rage Against The Machine. Don Caballero. Fugazi. Smokey Robinson & The Miracles. Sonic Youth. Taking Back Sunday. The Clash. Oasis. BjÃ¶rk. TestIcicles. Britney Spears. Beck. Les Rythmes Digitales. New Young Pony Club. Simian Mobile Disco. Prodigy. The Dandy Warhols. Muse. The Postal Service. Stevie Wonder. Nelly Furtado. Bob Dylan. The Flaming Lips. Death Cab For Cutie. The Mars Volta. Mew. Fiona Apple. Biffy Clyro. The Sleepy Jackson. At The Drive-In. BRMC. The Brian Jonestown Massacre. The Avalanches. Bang Gang. Teenager. mclusky. Paul Simon. Hole. Pinback. Neil Young. Suede. Jimmy Eat World. Air. The Culprits. The Milk Teeth. Kisshasy. The Black Seeds. The View. Operator Please. One Plus One. Whiskey Go Gos. Clutch. Headman. Xavier Rudd. Underoath. Bumblebeez. Sonic Youth. Beach Boys. The Strokes. The Presets. Rose Tattoo. Surkin. Saosin. Steve Porter. Pop Levi.The Used. Muscles. Busy P. Prince. Diplo. Uffie. Tiga. The Audreys. Sean Tyas. Dragonforce. Bias B. Howlign Bells. Peter Coombe. Jamie-T. Eddy Current Suppression Ring. DJ Mehdi. The Beautiful Girls. Billy Talent. Sydonia. Lamb of God. The Softlightes. Scott Alert. Wilco. Carl Cox. Reel Big Fish. Mammal. Tommie Sunshine. Ryan Shaw. Slayer. Beasts Of Bourbon. Expatriate. The Daywalkers. Helmet. The Rapture. DJ Peril. Joy Division. Bag Raiders. Arcade Fire. Erol Alkan. Daft Punk. Ground Components. Ray Manzarek from The Doors. John Course. The Answer. Thirsty Merc. Darren Hanlon. Architecture in Helsinki, Grandmaster Flash. Kaiser Chiefs. Groove Armada. Karnivool. Muph n Plutonic. Eagles of Death Metal. Bliss'n'Eso. Gotye. Sebastian & Kavinksy. Behind Crimson Eyes. !!!(chk chk chk). Ash Grunwald. Grant Smillie (TV ROCK). Hatebreed. The Dears. Josh Pyke. The Deftones. Spacey Space. Bodyjar. Jesse Rose. Children Collide. The Legs. Bitter Sweet Kicks. Screwtop Detonators. Hot Chip. Mastodon. Kasabian. Tyree. Temper Trap. Muse. Justice. John Cooper Clarke. Lily Allen. The Crystal Method. Something for Kate. Spektrum. Dallas Crane. The Exploders. The Sleepy Jackson. The Vasco Era. Pablo Discobar. Mark James. Eskimo Joe. CJ Bolland. Tapes n Tapes. Luke McD. Datarock. DJ Krush. Arrested Development. The Datsuns. Juke Kartel. Harris Robotis. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Michael Jackson. LCD Soundsystem. Tokyo Police Club. Felix Da Housecat. Franz Ferdinand. Digitalism. Wolf Panda. ANYTHING THAT ISN'T SHIT.

Movies:

does Jonny from Guns 'n' Bombs' french accent suck?

yay
nay
kinda, but we get it, he's from Chicago
shut the hell up
Who are you, and what are you doing in my bedroom
dad?
Sorry, i was too dazzled by Dan's hat to pay attention
all of the above

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My Blog

new episodes in which stuff happens...

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Posted by Beat TV on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

the nu-metal joke

so..... we've had people going all like 'oh my god. Against Me! aren't nu-metal you fuckwits.'no shit. it was them joking. so to all the naysayers, we say - burn! Retards! so anyway - we do heartily a...
Posted by Beat TV on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:33:00 PST

midnight juggernauts fucking rule

seriosuly - how totally fucking cool are they - and how fucking RAD is their album? a) totally fucking cool. So cool that Michael Keaton called me and told me he was jealous. b) insanely so. Possibly ...
Posted by Beat TV on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:18:00 PST

nick clarke goes hard... and doesn’t go home...

and that's why we hired him! The little fella must've had the best night ever at Click Click....anyway! - so, there's Editors & DIM in this episode. which is fucking rad if you ask us. Editors wer...
Posted by Beat TV on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:27:00 PST

ahh... the fun...

when Jimmy J found out he was going to interview Ash, he nearly cried. Dan floor danced with Yacht & Panther. And talked about ice for some reason. and had a ponytail. what a rad week. Plus there'...
Posted by Beat TV on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

Chopper Read - Agony Aunt?

It may have been a dream of ours to have Chopper Read as an uncle whilst growing up, so we decided to see if we could make him Beat TVs surrogate uncle. AND HE FUCKING IS! You little fucking beauty! p...
Posted by Beat TV on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

kiss chasing black seeds of death

or whatever. Either way, turns out we here at Beat TV don't hate Kisschasy! It has been said (by others) that we did, turns out they were wrong... same goes for Kiwis. For all of David's insisen...
Posted by Beat TV on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:46:00 PST

thank christ for subtitles

though we could've used them when we were actually doing our interview with Scottish indie lads-of-the-moment The View... poor Jimmy had no clue what they were saying at any stage.... and Courtne...
Posted by Beat TV on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST

switch blades of pop glory

that's right. Hungover as all fuck, we hang with Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite), Pop Levi, DJ Steve Porter, and emo kings Saosin. *Note to Jimmy J. don't do interview on 2 hours sleep and almost dying ...
Posted by Beat TV on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST

disposing of the bodies...

this week, we get some tips from The Used on getting rid of those pesky dead hookers. Plus, we also chat to arm raising superstar DJ Sean Tyas - the king of trance - and sitting down for some w...
Posted by Beat TV on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST