Darlinkas!
This is a LITTLE SHORT RAW rough cut....of some TOILET interviews i am conducting for the UP-N-COMING behind the scenes/concert doco of THE BLOW WAVES...."working title" LITTLE BITCH!
The footage is UNCUT...(or...in the FIRST cut)...DECOMPRESSED(as youtube.com OBVIOUSLY aren't SIZE QUEENS and LIMIT you to SMALL little clips you WOULDN'T KNOW what to do with...if you had to HANDLE IT in real life....
i LOVE lippy.
U can just never apply to much of it darlinkas!
REALLY, lady should NEVER leave the house without it.
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I LOVE polskie OGURKI(polish ghurkins)
They are TASTY, SALTY, and oh so HEALTHY!
every WOMAN should invent at least ONE CRASH DIET, this is MINE!
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I love a bit of wine.
REALLY, they should make wine glasses bigger. I have zero tollerance for AUSTRALIAN STARNDARD DRINKS. Who's standards are we talking about?
So i usually fill em up, until its, lets say, 25mmleft to the RIMM.....
OR: i just SKIPP the glass part...who wants to do the dishes ANYWAY???!
WHERE THE FUCK DO I COME FROM?
WELL, let me tell you:
I am a shy Polish/Swedish houswife, very domesticated, trigger happy, into german sausage making.
BORN in the high hills of the Gdansk Mountains, raised by a BUTCHER dad and a FARMER mum.
They teached me all i needed to know about SAUSAGE making, MILKING, and other life saving activities.
I didnt go to school, as my folks believed in an all BIBLE, all HOME made educational style. It's therefore very natural for me to be a housewife.
I also like to BLEACH....hmmm i like when my kitchen bench is SHINY...CLEAN and NON STICKY.
If i feel down....or if the sun is not out....i just take out my little spray bottle and BLEACH AWAY!
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