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About Me

To be totally honest with you I am a fictional persona. Any conversation you have instigated has been replied to using an advanced "Rotating Cognitive Dialogue Binary Logarithm" (RSDBL), set to perimeters of slight art arrogance, over confidence, untempered sexuality, occasional alcoholism, general inappropriateness, small to medium grasp of the english language with a low to moderate sense of humor. If you find this realization disturbing and/or struggle to comprehend that RCDBL's aim is to sell you art done by children locked in the Coniko Corporation's basement it is advisable to leave your details and relevant issue in the comment section.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Douglas Adams, Apparat and Alain De Botton.

Music:

Apparat, RJD2, RUBY ROSE, The Beastie Boys, The Knife, Architects in Helsinki, Decoder Ring, Sigur Ros, Lamb, Kubb, Led Zeppelin, Cut Copy, The Presets, John Lennon (but not paul), Story One, Vivalidi, Jean-Yves Thibauldet, Interpol, Incubus, Bloc Party, Trentemoller, The Strokes, Elliot Smith, Crowded House, The Goo Goo Dolls, TONIGHT IS LIKE SPACE INVADERS, Travis, The Prodigy, Bjork, Teddy Geiger, The Streets, Air, Single Gun Theory, Nick Cave, Missy Elliot, Missy Higgins, Machbox 20, Massive Attack, Jeff Buckley (so real in particular), George, Garbage, Telefon Tel Aviv, Tasmin Archer, Radiohead, Ratatat, Orishas, Queen, Powderfinger, Natalie Cole, Micheal Nyman (best modern composer ever), Modeselektor, The Mighty Boosh, Kanye West, Sunderland, Yoshi.su, Franz Ferdinand, Ellen Alien, Damien Rice, Basment Jaxx, The Fugees

Movies:

Television:

Black Books, Faulty Towers, Coupling, Little Britain, Top Gear, The IT Crowd, AB-FAB, Red Dwarf, Teachers, The Office, Extras, Wilfred, creature comforts, Dr. WHO 2006, Myth Busters, Chasers War on Everything, We Can Be Heros, Spick and Specks, The Glass House (RIP)

Books:

Daydream, 1984, Narnie, Potter, Essays in Love - Alain De Botton, Jane Austen in general, Douglas Adams - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, LOTR, The Adventures of coniko by Lucy S, ART BOOKS

Heroes:

Aubrey Beardsley, Klimt, Kathryn Barton, Man Ray, Andy Wahol, Matisse, Frida Kahlo, Josh Crow

My Blog

Another great bulletin saved... for all the 90's kids

NOTE: BELOW NOT WRITEN BY ME ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS BUT I'm GLAD THEY DIDif you are under the age of 12... you shouldn't even read this....and if you do, you should not repost this.Just beca...
Posted by connie. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

Glamour Nana

Back in 50's my Nana (great grandmother) was in her prime, she had three kids,two boys and a girl (my grandmother). She lived on the Gold-coast when it was the place to be. On the NSW/ QLD boarder wer...
Posted by connie. on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

Make Your Mark - Top 10 Finalists

The theme was destination. i just had a laugh.I won a $300 prize pack. YAY...
Posted by connie. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Funny bulletin - READ IT(for once its witty)

I did not write this and have no claim to it but i got it in a bulletin and it was just too well written to vanish. I have no idea who the author is but oh my gosh - funny shit. READ IT"Bitter after b...
Posted by connie. on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

HIV - The envelope

I heard a triple J podcast titled "positive Teens" today. The interviewer talked to HIV positive kids that usually conducted the virus from their mothers during pregnancy, birth or breast feeding and ...
Posted by connie. on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Last night i sat on the end of the pier.

The breeze was still hot from a day that burnt what's left of the grass. It blew in from the north carrying the smell of exhaust and metal and whipped my hair across my face. Tonight i could think mor...
Posted by connie. on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST

my trip to ruby's today

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Posted by connie. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:21:00 PST

suggest the t'shirt slogan you have always wanted

t-shirt suggestions girls fart too i own noobs say something - WHAAT will drop pants for food coniko heart hands polaroid clothing i bake
Posted by connie. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST