WoW, mirite.
Alcry, 'nuff said.
The arbitrary "look at how broad my musical horizons are; obviously more so than yours" list:3-2-1 Activate!, 8-Bit Weapon, Apes & Androids, Ayin, Beck, Bitshifter, Button*Masher, Call Florence Pow, Commie64, Count BassD, Daiquiri, David E. Sugar, Devo, Dir en Grey, Dog Fashion Disco, Doug E Fresh, Duct Tape Mustache, Electric Light Orchestra, Ella Fitzgerald, Fluid Ounces, Foxy Shazam, Frank Zappa, God Lives Underwater, gONNA gET gOT, GOTO80, Ima Robot, Johnny Mercer, Kid Static, Konami Defense System, Lovage, MC Chris, MC Lars, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mr. Bungle, Nepo, Nullsleep, Of Montreal, Oingo Boingo, Peachcake, Peelander-Z, Plamo, Pianosaurus, Pixel Panda, Polysics, PREFUSE 73, Psychostick, Queen, Richee from Switchee, RoMak & the Space Pirates, Rugar, sElf, Sexcopter Rul, Slick Rick, Stemage, Subtle, Streetlight Manifesto, Super 8-Bit Brothers, The Advantage, The Aquabats, The Beatnuts, The Dresden Dolls, The Faint, The Features, The Melvins, The Minibosses, The O, The Show is the Rainbow, They Might Be Giants, Totally Radd!, Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players, Troubled Hubble, Tub Ring, Uncle Outrage, Vyncent Flaw, We Are the Scene, Wired All Wrong, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Xiu Xiu, YMCK
I'll watch anything once, so really, what do you like?
Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Mythbusters, Attack of the Show (back when it was actually sort of/kind of a talk show), Captain N, House, Penn and Teller's: Bullshit!, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, CSI, Freakazoid, Seinfeld, Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Palahniuk, Rollins, Camus, Lovecraft, you name it.
(oh, and Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Guidebook.)
Albert Camus, Danny Elfman, Andy Kaufman, Mario Moreno, Shigeru Miyamoto, Alexy Pajitnov, Richard Pryor, Christopher Walken, Gene Wilder, Wesley Willis, Steve Wozniak, Mazinger Z.