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Stephakitten

It must be worth losing if it is worth something...

About Me

My method is uncertain
It's a mess but it's working

I'm all about trying to lead a very glamorous life on a not so glamorous salary, and so far it's working. That's the beauty of credit!
I'm quite enamored with the high fashion world. I should probably be living in NYC or LA, but Pittsburgh will just have to do for another year or so.
Although soft-spoken, I can also be kind of sarcastic and quick-witted at times; I'm a bit of a pistol. I've had some people take me the wrong way, but believe me, I'm a REALLY sweet girl.
If you get me talking about something that I love, I could go on forever. I'm a semi-expert on: 80's music, classic British literature, felines, grammar, high fashion, pianos, Renaissance instruments, strange cinema, and Tori. Did anyone catch that my list was in alphabetical order? Yea...I'm obsessively organized, too.
I love all cats and kittens but especially my own little maniac, Milo. (See my pictures for ultimate cuteness.)
Even goddesses make mistakes...
They're all good cooks and they got good looks and they won't let you down...We love you and miss you, Corncake and Chaos.

My Interests

+analyzing Tori lyrics
+David Lynch/John Waters/Gregg Araki movie marathons
+collecting lip gloss
+high fashion
+shoes
+making fishnets look classy
+foot/hair modeling
+traveling
+pianos of all shapes and sizes (esp. Bosendorfers)

+Lyon and Healy harps

+dulcimers and other medieval-type instruments

+cats and kittens

+Pomeranians

+and teaching (English, of course...)

I'd like to meet:

Someone who:
doesn't mind listening to me blab on and on about Tori, pianos, and literature.
loves animals and will stop to pet every animal on the street (especially cats and Pomeranians!).
will enjoy shopping with me.
will watch me buy even more unnecessary items (like ANOTHER pair of six-inch Betsey Johnson platforms that I'll probably only wear twice) AND join in!
will let me bake them cakes.
loves going to tons of shows.
loves traveling around the east coast.
can spell DEFINITELY!
is just as quick-witted as I am.
I'm sick of playing games, so if you're a game-player, don't even bother talking to me. I don't want to deal with you. I have more important things to do with my time.
For awesome fashion, check out:

My calendar doesn't work for some reason, so I'm making my own list of things that I'm doing here:
October 7 - Benny Hackett at Club Cafe - 7 PM
October 26 - Unearth/Darkest Hour
October 30 - Tori plays at the Benedum (3rd row, baby!)

Music:

+Tori Amos

+Heart

+Mindless Self Indulgence

+Sneaker Pimps (with Kelli Ali)

+Poe

+Joanna Newsom

+Dot Allison and One Dove

+Portishead

+Angelfish

+old Garbage

+Fiona Apple
+Rasputina

+Kidney Thieves
+Le Tigre
+Goldfrapp
+Tegan and Sara
+Massive Attack
+The Faint
+Sparta
+GitoGito Hustler
+The Horrorpops
+Theo and the Skyscrapers
+Depeche Mode
+Echo and the Bunnymen
+New Order
+Joy Division

+Pet Shop Boys
+Siouxsie and the Banshees
+Devo
+Skinny Puppy
+Front Line Assembly
+Velvet Acid Christ
+Darkane
+Nothingface
+Megadeth
+Iron Maiden
+Slayer
+Motley Crue
+Anthrax
+Children of Bodom
+and lots more.

Movies:

Really, anything by Gregg Araki, David Lynch, or John Waters.
MYSTERIOUS SKIN!!!

Cecil B. Demented
Lost Highway
Nowhere
The Secret Lives of Dentists
The Celebration
Donnie Darko
Run Lola Run
Dummy
The Squid and the Whale
Saved!
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Psycho Beach Party
Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

The Nanny, Three's Company, Still Standing, The Soup (Joel McHale is my TV crush), Ace of Cakes, Not So Foreign Film Showcase on SITV, and the little bit of runway fashion that they still show on Style.

Books:

Lolita, The Awakening, The Morgesons, Mysterious Skin, When Rabbit Howls, Vanity Fair, The Handmaid's Tale, The Bell Jar, The Age of Grief

Heroes:

William Shakespeare

Christopher Marlowe

THE Queen Elizabeth I

Fran Drescher

Rebecca Sharp (who cares if she's fictional?)
Steve Madden

Tori