The Official Profile of May Dove Canady™

About Me

THIS PAGE IS APPROPRIATELY VIEWED WITH THE FIREFOX BROWSER.This site is meant to be viewed as a fan page to the horrific, beautiful and twisted character of May.My name is May Dove Canady. I live alone in a small apartment. I make my own clothes and don't have many friends. My best friend in the whole world is my dolly, Soozy that I got when I was a kid from my momma. I had a boyfriend, Adam. But he thought I was too weird. I had a girlfriend, Polly. But she just used me and lied to me with a hussy named Ambrosia! I took the best of these mean people and from them I created Amy, my new friend. Now if only I could get Amy to just SEE ME!

My Interests

Music:

The Breeders, The Kelly Deal 6000, Alien Tempo Experiment 13.

My Blog

I saw someone today...

I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone...and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the ...
Posted by The Official Profile of May Dove Canady™ on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

Poor Seymour

A couple of weeks ago, an old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lab named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted ...
Posted by The Official Profile of May Dove Canady™ on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

"Alone"

From childhood's hour I have not been As others were, I have not seen As others saw, I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source, I have not taken My sorrow - I could not ...
Posted by The Official Profile of May Dove Canady™ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST