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DJ E.L.E.V.E.N.

Electronica Lifeform Engineered for Violent and Efficient Nocturnalism

About Me

As Calgary's queen of the broken beats and raised roofs, DJ e.l.e.v.e.n. is no stranger behind the decks or in a packed club of breaklovers. DJing for only a few years, she's played in clubs regularly all over southern alberta. Mixing up a fresh collab of dubstep, breaks, and filthy beats, she puts on a show that is anything but ordinary. DJ e.l.e.v.e.n. caters to a crowd that doesn't mind the music a little edgier, harder or more evil. She dubs her style "fractured filth." Technically talented, brimming with dope beats and style, experimentally weird, and overwhelming stage presence means this girl can hold her weight behind the decks and still look cute at the same time. Her upcoming bookings have billed her alongside some of the best the breakbeat genre has to offer, and on stage in some of canada's sickest clubs. Big bitch of the bastard booty basslines, Booyeah.Props to Katie Fewell for being a sexy fucking bitch and making the art on my myspace. You are so tits girl ( o )( o ) .... boobs. hehehehe

My Interests

Djing, Collecting music. Getting shitfaced. Pretending I live in a fantasy world. Writing poetry. Candy. Painting. Dubstep Smarties. Weird little furry things with big shiny eyes. Dreams... Dirty twisted music and dirty twisted boys. My nug wubby when he is being a good boy. Making up perverted twisted stories for Kestrel to animate. Staying up all night chain smoking with Kestrel and laughing hysterically until we cry at stupid things, like our little animations. Spending hours with my decks, carressing them, telling them they are pretty. I roll with my Kitties and I'm hard as fuck.

I'd like to meet:

My maker.
Your Sketchiness Factor
You are 76% Sketchy How Sketchy Are You?
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Power Color Is Indigo
At Your Highest:

You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.

At Your Lowest:

You require a lot of attention and praise.

In Love:

You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.

How You're Attractive:

You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.

Your Eternal Question:

"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Penis Name Is...
Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness Penis Name Generator
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus. What Personality Disorder Are You?
You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
You Are 12% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?

Music:

Bassnectar. Tipper. Freq Nasty. Baobinga. The Prodigy. Skream. Taal Mala. Malente. James Levelle. Meat Katie. Dj Ramierez. Body Snatchers. Adam Freeland. Evil Nine. James Zabiela. Dom Cane. Aquasky and Masterblaster. 30hz. Kraftwerk. Dj Icey. DJ Distance. Circuit Breaker. Klaus Heavyweight Hill. Audiobully's. Datach'i. John B. Congo Natty. Dillinja. Aphrodite. Placebo. Orgy. Tool. A perfect circle. Depeche Mode. The Faint. Shout out out out. Radiohead. Deftones. Coldcut. Danny K. Portishead. Morcheeba. Massive Attack. Tricky. Bjork. The Knife. Moloko. DJ Shadow. Hooverphonic. Sneaker Pimps. Kode9. Benga. Skream. Hatcha. Youngsta. Lucky Strike. Dj Distance.DUBSTEP TRIP HOP EVIL BREAKS ELECTRO CLASHI could go on and on and on and on but I'm lazy :)

Movies:

Dark Crystal. Labrynth. The never ending story. The nightmare before christmas. Beetlejuice. The cell. Spongebob squarepants the movie. Clockwork Orange. American Pyscho. How the grinch stole christmas ORIGINAL. Fucken HARRY POTTER. Any short movies done by David Firth.Aphex Twin - Afx237 V7 (Rubber Johnny)

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Books:

"how to vanquish your enemies and piss on their rotting corpses in a victory dance" for dummies

Heroes:

Bill Paxman.

My Blog

Sleeping with Ghosts

Placebo, you're my favourite band. I have a autographed picture of your sleeping with ghosts promo.  You inspired this kinda. This is a love poem I made about a month ago. It's about being p...
Posted by DJ E.L.E.V.E.N. on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:38:00 PST

I like to have twisted dreams :)

I write poems all of the time. I get them stuck in my head and I just spaz them out in one go. Inspired by dreams, people, music, anything... this particular one was written after I woke up, hungover,...
Posted by DJ E.L.E.V.E.N. on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST