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Here are some quotations...or let's say words of wisdom. They are good to spice up your page::

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire::"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein::"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw::"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money." - Anonymous::"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucius::"Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin::"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams::"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb::"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain::"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." - Confucius::"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least." - Anonymous::"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Mahatma Gandhi::"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." - George Carlin::"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." - Benjamin Franklin::"If you chase two rabbits, both will escape." - Chinese Proverb::"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi::"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda::"It's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop at the bottom." - Anonymous::"What does not kill me makes me stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche::"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but rather the one most responsive to change." - Charles Darwin::"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Albert Einstein::"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy::"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." - Mark Twain::"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." - Anonymous::"If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti::"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy::"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde::"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." - Ruth E. Renkel::"You live and learn. At any rate, you live." - Douglas Adams::"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King, Jr.::"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." - Charles Wadsworth::"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchill::"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte::"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space." - Douglas Adams::"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." - Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)::"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man." - Benjamin Franklin::"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." - Jack Handey::"Either define the moment or the moment will define you." - Walt Whitman::"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." - Jack Handey::"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark." - Michelangelo::"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living, the other helps you make a life." - Sandra Carey::"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Sanders Law::"Only when the last tree has died, the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realize that we cannot eat money." - Cree Proverb::"Learning is like rowing upstream; Not to advance is to fall back." - Chinese Proverb::"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself." - Chinese Proverb::"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." - Laurence J. Peter::"To indulge it is to breed it. To punish it is to feed it. Madness knows no bridle but the knife." - R. Scott Bakker::"People who don’t want to get dragged into some kind of work often develop a protective incompetence at it." - Paul Graham::"He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help." - Abraham Lincoln::"Sometimes it is better to lose and do the right thing than to win and do the wrong thing." - Tony Blair::"Maybe if you didn't make your babies so delicious, Dracula wouldn't have to eat them." - Dracula::"A good way to judge people is by observing how they treat those who can do them absolutely no good." - Unknown::"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you." - A. Whitney Brown::"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it turned into a butterfly." - Unknown::"Do not mistake coincidence for fate." - Mr. Eko (Adewale Akinnuoye)::"I have made this letter longer than usual, because I lack the time to make it short." - Blaise Pascal::"You don't need to outdo the competition. It's expensive and defensive. Underdo your competition. We need more simplicity and clarity." - Jason Fried::"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)::"Any society that will give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin::"You may delay, but time will not." - Benjamin Franklin::"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain::"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain::"He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past." - George Orwell::Passion can get more done than manpower." - Shawn Ellsworth::"As you ramble through life my friend whatever be your goal. Keep your eye upon the donut not upon the hole." - Anonymous::"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." - Anonymous::"The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent; the day he forgives them, he becomes an adult; the day he forgives himself, he becomes wise." - Anonymous::"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." - Bill Gates::"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." - Hermann Hesse::"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home." - Edward R. Murrow::"A ship in harbor is safe — but that is not what ships were built for." - Admiral Grace Hopper::"The wind cannot shake a mountain. Neither praise nor blame moves a wise man." - Buddha::"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw::"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius." - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr::"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home." - Edward R. Murrow::"A ship in harbor is safe — but that is not what ships were built for." - Admiral Grace Hopper::"The wind cannot shake a mountain. Neither praise nor blame moves a wise man." - Buddha::"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw::"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius." - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr::"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Winston Churchill::"Amateurs train until they get it right. Professionals train until they can't get it wrong." - Unknown::"If it's worth fighting for...it's worth fighting dirty for." - Anonymous::"I'm going to live forever. Or die trying." - Anonymous::"Eschew Obfuscation! Espouse Elucidation!" - Anonymous::"For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else." - Ralph Waldo Emerson::"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." - Leonardo da Vinci::"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Albert Camus::"Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away." - Antoine De Saint-Exupery::"The best way to predict your future is to create it" - Various::"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." - Friedrich Nietzsche::"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain::"I once met an assassin who's nickname was fart. I ask him why he has this nickname and he tells me it's because he's silent but deadly." - Jack Handey::"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was that?'" - Jack Handey::"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein::"The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring." - F. H. Bradley::"Serenity isn't freedom from the storm; it is peace within the storm." - Anonymous::"The things you own end up owning you." - Tyler Durden::"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte::"Our prime purpose in life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them." - Dalai Lama::