Anything you want to know, you can ask me. Not even 'within reason'. Go on, ask me anything, anything!
Being funny, dancing to pop hits, dressing up, looking at monkeys, arsing about online when I should actually be doing some work, which is like now, I mean, I'm going home in less than half an hour and I have SO much work left to do, so why am I sitting here trying to make myself sound anything more than vaguely interesting if not chesty?
People without the tendency to annoy. That's a limited group, by the way.
Pop is where I am at right now and also anything beautiful or dirty. So that means Britney, Courtney, Jack, Jay-Z, Kanye, Missy, and SO much other stuff. Ask me.
In Bed With Madonna, Withnail & I, Pirates of the Caribbean (arrr), SpiceWorld The Movie. Will anything ever top the sight of Geri in a red corset? Geri in a red corset on that t-shirt I have of Geri in a red corset, I reckon, yep.
Television rots the soul and that's why I love it. Currently glued to Popworld, Sopranos ('Everyone's always gay with you'), Family Guy, Scrubs, and some other stuff as well. Basically, anything that's on. Adverts. Testcard. I love that little black and white spinny thing in the corner of the screen when the programme overruns into the ad break, you know the bit I mean? That, yeah.
I read all the time and as a consequence can never remember the books I have read and loved. Lolita would be one, though. And probably Prozac Nation, against everything I would want to like. Sarra Manning wrote a really good book as well. Basically, I am VERY LITERATE. You heard me.
Only my sweet self.Not really. Also, Courtney Love, obviously...My best friend Sara...Some others as well, sporadically but really you have to admit, people in general just aren't worth the time it takes to idolise, are they.