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J.

You said it wasn't art, so now we're gonna rip you apart

About Me

I'm a dirty kid who works 12 hour night shifts and then sort of wanders around town a lot when I'm not working. I used to be all full up of dreams and was always writing and drawing but now I'm more about sneakers and coffee and just sort of being around. I feel older than I am in that achey sort of grizzled way, while I'm also really immature. I have a lot of friends and I'm blessed by them all but I'm not so close. I also take apart, repair, break, build from scratch, and tinker with a whole lot of stuff; right now i'm in the middle of building a mess of electronics, furniture, instruments and amplifiers. I really like coffee, I have a chocolate problem but gave that up. I smoke and drink a lot more than I should and don't ever eat. I'm just sort of another random kid. I smile a lot and cry a lot. I get smitten way too easy and will gladly give you my heart after an afternoons conversation across the coffee table. I have a photocopier of my own and a really old typewriter and a cat that I love more than anything. I'm really tired and incoherent right now so this is poorly written, but I really like that idea.
-- That song on the left is my old thrash band (I'm singing). The video below is my new one. (I'm on guitar.) I also play non-thrashy music.

My Interests

Soldering irons, photocopiers, too many sneakers, vintage typewriters, tattooes of photocopiers and typewriters, woodworking, fast music and also sad music, taking apart everything I can get my hands on, building everything you can imagine.

I'd like to meet:

People to cuddle on the floor and listen to The Replacements with.
Black-haired, vegetarian, Jewish girls in jeans and tshirts who drink from the pitcher and like thrashcore and old country.
Greg Ginn.
Other dee-eye-why people.
Bonus points for a bandsaw or spray booth.
Someone who can teach me to cast aluminum.

Music:

What Happens Next?, Life's Halt!, DS13, lots of Swedish thrash and d-beat and HC, noisey things and fast things and sad things, Magnetic Fields, Discount is my favorite band ever, Edith Piaf, Suzanne Vega, old country songs, ABBA and Cher and Gang of Four and Billy Bragg and Sonic Youth and that Nena song "Just a Dream" and Bauhaus and wierd compilations of 80's college radio bands whose names I can never remember and who's albums I can never find, and a lot of things I'm not thinking of because I just get happy about music but I'm not enough of music kid to spout off names and also Stetsasonic is awesome and Erik B. and lots of stuff. Right now I'm really obsessed with this one Moving Units song I downloaded from the ThreeOneG record label site.

Movies:

I don't get to see a lot of movies or films. There's a whole list of ones I really like but I don't remember right now. Amelie was just what I needed when I saw it in Olympia with my friends but that was a long time ago. And Jeff took me to see a movie once that was really good. And so did Jessica, but I don't remember what those two were. But they were so very good that you should also see them.

Television:

when I was a kid I was in love with this show "The Secret Life Of Machines". And quite a few summers ago, Helen and I were obssessed with this British soap on PBS, "East Enders". But I don't really do the T.V. thing at all; it's just not me.

Books:

Anne Carson's "Autobiography of Red" is fucken ace. Totally brilliant and I want everyone to read it.

Otherwise : Kafka, Doestovesky, Camus, Raymond Carver, truckloads of indie comics and zines and stuff, Thomas Mann, Asimov, random books I come across in coffee shops, things by sad dead Eastern Europeans and Russians, Francesca Lia Block, Dahl's short fiction (I'm a big proponent of short fiction in general) etc

also, other people's spiral bound notebooks.

Heroes:

Joe Hill. Greg Ginn. Selene. Shawn Lee. Mother Jones. Emma Goldman. Alison Mosshart. Adrian Tomine. Anna P.

My Blog

it's one-fourty-one

and i got all my production goals for today done. now I can sit and watch epoxy dry, I guess. i didn't expect to actually accomplish so much this early; I even had lunch. I was working on the fret...
Posted by J. on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

Spoiler alert.

Look, it's literary humour. http://www.catandgirl.com I am that guy who forwards stuff, now I guess.  At least it's not prefaced by four thousands "fwd", "re" and ">>>>" like a bad email from yo...
Posted by J. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

Also this is funny.

A.C.L.Wooo! (?)http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=450(Today's Cat & Girl and the commentary on Caravaggio in the main post are also worth checking out. I feel kind of the same way about Belle And S...
Posted by J. on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

I find this humourous.

http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1721
Posted by J. on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

New toys! Weird mail!

Function generator (.004Hz to 4MHz) and 50Mhz scope. I'm the kind of dork who has wet dreams about owning this sort of stuff, and now I do. (Basically, owning this crossed one more item off my "perf...
Posted by J. on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

In case the last one made you sad.

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Posted by J. on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

This is so fucked up.

http://www.sadkermit.com...
Posted by J. on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

"You call me up and talk about money"

"Fortified cares, modified principles"Listening to Embrace because I'm feeling weird about feeling weird about money.I went and spent some grands today, and now I've got that odd paranoid feeling from...
Posted by J. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

The plan.

No one cares about this, this is for me. (I pretend like these get read normally!) (And I sound like I care!) This is the plan for guitarpentry '07. I have a habit of doing things in the wrong order...
Posted by J. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

I figured out what I hate about metaphor

I always seem to hate songs with metaphor. Yet I write songs with them. I bugs me, that hypocrisy. Turns out what grates me is people beating the metaphor home. You don't need to wrap the entire d...
Posted by J. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST