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vANDYv

About Me

you've gotta have rain, to have rainbows. you've gotta have dick, to have a dick in your mouth. you've gotta skin a rich kid, to wear a rich kid suit. and you've got to know by now i think you're cute.

My Interests

baking bread. secrets and chemicals. drinking and revenge.

I'd like to meet:

anyone willing to kill six billion people, it's the only way we'll ever stop global warming. also anyone who can teach me about hunting mushrooms.

Music:

saturday night music. sunday morning music.

Movies:

two best movies i've seen this year: wristcutters and juno. juno was the best movie i've seen in a while.

Television:

baseball, the food network, austin city limits, mythbusters.

Books:

my autobiography "a series of increasingly frequent and elaborate death fantasies/my terrifyingly futile existence"

Heroes:

guy fawkes, leon czolgosz, rick rubin, michelle roche, anthony bourdain, loren coleman and all those who fight against the machine elves and their world controling dance.

My Blog

getting stabbed in the neck

surprise surprise, neck tattoo's hurt. it took two hours but i got a couple more leaves done on the sides. just incase you were thinking about it, i just wanted to let you know, neck tattoos hurt.
Posted by vANDYv on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

boredom sets in

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?1. Produce: tomato2. Bakery: no3. Meat: no4. Frozen: st...
Posted by vANDYv on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:22:00 PST

music that rocks, well mostly, 07

these are some things that i liked that came out in the last year. you might like them too but maybe not. 10. Okkervil River "stage names"- i've only had this album for a couple of weeks but the amo...
Posted by vANDYv on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:10:00 PST

new years resolution aka make your own damn food

my goal for this year is to not buy food i can make myself. i'm not sure how far i'm going to take this since i'm pretty sure i could make my own breakfest cereal if i really wanted, and baking bread...
Posted by vANDYv on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST