NEW BLOG! SUCK IT HARDER MONKEY! |
The Place: Seattle.The Year: 2007 AD. Well of course it's AD, nothing happened in 2007 bc. You never hear the place was Seattle, the Year was 2007 BC.... All monty python aside, I'm stuck in Seat...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:30:00 GMT |
Warped Tour 2006, Virgin No More |
Ok I finally broke down and will recount my experience at Warped Tour. As you all may or may not know, last Sunday a free ticket and ride meant that I attended the Vans Warped Tour 2006 at Park Jean-...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:30:00 GMT |
My Morning Beer |
At 6:23, a sprite of carbon dioxide escaped from the top of its aluminium prision, intoxicated and weaving towards the light. Thud. The Sprite's skeleton cumples against the window pane. good way t...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:23:00 GMT |
Bang Bang |
It's 4 AM. The exposed bulb in my room is glaring at me with it's energy saving smugness. Shadows play hide and seek among the pipes and studs of the unfinished ceiling. The furnace rumbles it's di...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:09:00 GMT |
What I Did This Summer, a Fucking Whole Lot |
California. A few words. Fresno sucks, along with most of the central valley. Yosemite yearns for the adventuresome climber-type, though unfortunately I am not one. The Bay area is p...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 10:23:00 GMT |
For Someones sake read this and be enlightened |
It has come to my attention that i'm an extreemely lazy writer. That is to say I'll type word like 'i'm' wihtout hesitation and expect my grammer checker to correct it. I'm also lazy in the the sens...
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 18:52:00 GMT |
The Illicit alphabet. |
Just a post so I can keep this on hand.
The Illicit Alphabet
A is for Aderall which helps you do homework.
B is for Bennies which make you berserk.
C is for Coke which makes you feel cool.
D ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 19:48:00 GMT |
RIP Sir RODNEY, Hope your finally gettin some respect. |
Rodney Dangerfield, who fell into a coma after undergoing heart surgery, died at 1:20 p.m October 5, 2004.
Today we lost one of Comedy's greatest men, so do what he would have wanted, tell a joke...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Oct 2004 19:41:00 GMT |
what a wonderful waste of time |
What a Wonderful wast of time this Myspace thing is. I could do nothing on it for hours.
Posted by on Thu, 20 May 2004 13:04:00 GMT |
