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johno

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello
Goodbye

My Interests

Making love, eating samosa, smoking cigarettes, dumpster-diving, yogurt (manufacture, consumption, you name it!)

I'd like to meet:

Captain Picard. Failing that I guess you'll have to do.

Music:

I play the ukulele and mandolin. that's right, who wants to touch me?

Movies:

I watch a movie!

Television:

Check out my sweet crank-powered TV, totally scammed it from REI...Blosom reruns at 6, meet me in the train yard!

Books:

It's 1863. While excavating fossils in Lost Caverns, a friendly family of paleontologists have discovered a hidden valley filled with LIVING DINOSAURS. As the Garrison Family studies these creatures in peace, the union Army has discovered their secret and is attempting to rustle up the dinos to use as WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION angainst the South. Which will devour them first, their greed or the dinosaurs?

Heroes:

Hero aint nothin' but a sandwhich baby, hero aint nothin' but a sandwhich... Then again, happiness is a cold cut.

My Blog

Wanna settle down, gotta keep moving

So these days I'm almost always seeing beautiful shit, doing beautiful things. For example look, yesterday I jumped into Crater Lake, possibly one of the most gorgeous bodies of water I've ever seen.T...
Posted by johno on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

I have a tent

That's right, a tent. And I just smoked a cigarette in it (guidance councilors said I wouldn't amount to shit, ha!) Got it from the free shop in Olympia cause the west coast is just like that. Trav...
Posted by johno on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

What the hell am I doing with my life?

I'm glad the internet makes it so easy to ask one's self questions.I'm living in luxurious Philadelphia.  One of my land lords writes for slug and lettuce so I haven't even been threatened with v...
Posted by johno on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST

Blarg

I'm in fucking london. It's a silly land where it's always grey and people drink tea. You can have a squat open for thirty years, be born there, grow up there and never leave. I'm haveing all kinds...
Posted by johno on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST