New Orleans, the death of Imperialism, cycling, jazz, hiking, preservation of culture, swimming, intelligent travel, existentialism, sustainability, the movement for peace and justice, and honestly, love, although it's a major pain in the ass and frankly, I'm worn out.
Eva Peron, Lionel Richie, Chairman Mao, Selena, Che Guevara, Kylie Minogue, Langston Hughes, Baby Jesus, LaToya Jackson, Downtown Julie Brown, Mother Theresa, and you. All in one room. Preferably nude. Can we set a time? I think it'll be a great party. Don't let Mao bring the booze, he always gets the cheap stuff. That will be all. Thanks.
3 Chord Ho, Junkshow, Hillbilly Mafia, Nancy Pants, Monk Boudreaux, TV on the Radio, A Tribe Called Quest, Roots, Washboard Chaz, Treme Brass Band, Corey Henrey, Stanton Moore, Debbie Davis, Kermit Ruffins, Trombone Shorty, Lil' Rascals, Rebirth Brass Band, Dukes of Dixieland, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, NERD, Snoop, ABBA, Ludacris, Juvenile, Hot 8 Brass Band, Ingrid Lucia, Madonna, Prince, Oliver "Who shot the LaLa" Morgan, Irma Thomas, DeLaSoul, Galactic, Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, Dixie Cups, The Funky Meters, Los Hombres Calientes, Dead or Alive, Gypsy Kings, Jean LeLoup, Alex Britti, Joss Stone, Rick James, Modest Mouse, Deee-Lite, Sarah Vaughn, Aerosmith, Missy Elliot, Patsy Cline, Def Leppard, Johnny Cash, Trina, Earth, Wind, and Fire, John Boutte, Iggy Pop, The Beatles, Lil' Kim, Arcade Fire, Journey, Modest Mouse, TV on the Radio, John Coltrane, Bob Marley, Gwen Stefani, Etta James, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Eddie Bo, Allen Toussaint, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Al "Carnival Time" Johnson, Ernie K-Doe, Morning 40 Federation, and Riesa Harris.
Spike Lee's When the Levees Broke; A Requiem in Four Acts, Freeway, Cinema Pardiso, Malena, Flash Gordon, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Disorderlies, Krush Groove, Purple Rain, The Color Purple, Resident Evil, everything by Almodovar, Aliens, Alien3, Fight Club, Oh de Toilette ..3, Spazmodik, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (With Burt and Dolly, this much fun just coluldn't be legal!), Poison, Serial Mom, anything by John Waters, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, House of Yes, OutFoxed, Control Room, and some others...
Television sucks.
This shit is funny.
Your Social Dysfunction:
Happy
You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.
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Orwell's 1984, A Confederacy of Dunces by Toole, Orientalism by Said, Anything by Truman Capote, Tenessee Williams, Bukowski, Clive Barker, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Pahlinuk, Carl Hiaasen, Arundhati Roy, William Faulkner, Edward Said, Noam Chomsky and Chris Rose, as of late. Many more deserve to be mentioned, but I'll get to it.
Papi.
Miss Irma Thomas, the Soul Queen of New Orleans and Mr. Kermit Ruffins, the Ambassador of Jazz.
Big Chief Victor Harris of the Fi-Yi-Yi
Washboard Chaz and Ingrid Lucia
Sam Cortese and the mule that made it through Katrina.
Fuckin' right.
The people of New Orleans, past, present, and future.
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