ist hat lement or warning? |
Though they were all aged 4-6 and situated fully three miles from my sight range, I could tell what the trouble makers were up to. I could feel the vibrations of their boredom mixing with their ...
Posted by B09;>@ on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:25:00 PST |
BURRGURR KING |
get yer damn faustian ass out of here! this town aint big enough for the both of us! i'm bloggin for the sake of bloggin, got dropsy, waterloggin. oh ypsilanti, bible man cant hold me down, thank god ...
Posted by B09;>@ on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:37:00 PST |
CONFESHUN |
so like sometimes is like you know? i feel like a pervyyy! so how i splane it to you? ok, my buttwhole is kinda hurting and icching. i no my girlfrend dont have an std becase she was a vergin before i...
Posted by B09;>@ on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:52:00 PST |
best quotes vol. 1 |
" i'm not your nigger, i'm not your slave"
-tom kolkman lamenting about adam not washing a pan
stevie's choice cuts vol. 1
upon purchasing a cardboard christmas cut out set:
me: "oh look at santa...
Posted by B09;>@ on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:11:00 PST |
i’m from the home of god and i wear it proud |
duthler's=mexican'ts
polaroids of theives
weird slow hoosier cop cars
henry, are we here for you?
oh yes, we are, henry.
grandrapids, michigan is the new chernobyl! there is no sense to the amoun...
Posted by B09;>@ on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:34:00 PST |
my best friends. vol. 1 |
tim kaiser and i were getting into a bike wreck yesterday, and while i was screaming "fuckshit ass retards!" he screamed, "why is this happening, and how can i prevent it?!"
Posted by B09;>@ on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:09:00 PST |
chikagoo plulic libary, ejukayshun sintrul |
adult 1: "how do you spell puke? p-u-c-k?"
adult 2: (2 minutes later) "no, wait, that's puck. pppppuuuuukkkkeee, puuuuuukkkkkeee, i think it's p-u-r-k. pppuuuuurrrrkkkk, yeah."...
Posted by B09;>@ on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:37:00 PST |
my non-on-acid dream |
why are there crying naked black babies begging for change in the department store? oh nevermind, some puffy red,white, and blue poodles are dancing on a floating, patriotic top-hat. i want to dance, ...
Posted by B09;>@ on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:43:00 PST |
no one cares, as usual... |
A writer by the name of 'Vladimir Gonik' has a back entrance in the kitchen of his apartment in Moscow which leads to an entrance to an underground net work of tunnels. (metro-2!?!??!!?) He...
Posted by B09;>@ on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:36:00 PST |
lackluster superpowers |
these "less than desirable" superpowers were written by a 13 year old autistic kid i used to teach. why would i have EVER QUIT THAT JOB? oh yeah to move to new orleand for some reason..Lackluster Supe...
Posted by B09;>@ on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:58:00 PST |
