Things I've learned. Don't steal super womans boots and wear them for a 4.5 mile walk down a main road in broad daylight. Don't drink until you want to runaway and sleep in a pile of leaves in somebody's backyard. Don't drink and wake up in the night and try to cook salmon (you will lose)I am sick of defining myself, but for the sake of humor I suppose I do it quite a bit, ( and I do a shitty job might I add).I have decided its definitley Opositional Disorder, tell me what to do and I want to do the exact opposite. So this month neon orange is not the new fucking tan according to the BR (as in the ever so hip Bananna Republic (OF THE BLAND AND BIGOTTED SLUTS-A.k.a BURLINGTON's FINEST)
Currently I have decidded my life is most enjoyable when it is like the king Buffet, I eat everything till I wanna puke, pay my 5.25, vomit and do it again,
My other metaphorical (HA HA) self comparisons include, myself much like a jukebox that was kicked to many times. And now it plays parts of songs but never finishes them. OR a crackheads collage, Stick the shit together and call it art.So is it redunant to say that Im constantly changing my mind, I am fickle and am the queen of contradicting myself. I like passionate things, but I like the dark and dismal as well, I don't like pretentious people or people who feel as if they should be granted some kind of privlage for simply being human. I like old books. I like scissors, I like paint, I like color, polka dots, triangles, modge podge, spray paint, swingsets (close your eyes, pretend your the wind its almost fucking new wave,abstract buddism, although im not sure the buddist meditae on swingsets or hope that their little sitting mats will catapult them to the moon, that is if they even have stting mats. I like Old worn smelly shoes, but only my own, not yours. I like the smell of gasoline and spraypaint, sharpies etc... I probably am brain damaged from it... also INTERNATIONAL VOUGE,(where the fuck is the Iceland Vouge, Im still waiting) NYLON, ANDREW MCQUEEN, BETSEY JOHNSON, MADDONA, KMART FASHION,PIN UP GIRLS-PHOTOGRAPHY-INTERESTED IN SLEEP RESEARCH, POETRY AND FICTION-EVOLUTION THEORIES-
PERSONALITY THEROIES I AM AN E/INFP: ALSO 20-40's Vintage Fashion
Nostalgic dreams in the day
Talking to myself
Touching Trees,
The HArmonica
MY LOVLEY CAMERA
COLLAGE
OH THE COLLAGE
MY KEYBOARD MY LITE BRITE BUBBLE STUFF II like COPY MACHINES-though kinko's is no longer my nightclub which means I had to revert to alcholism. Did I mention I like WHITE OUT and SHARPIESDIET SODA WITH A STRAW (I HEAR ITS BETTER FOR YOU THEN THE CRACK IN THE TAP)(PBR-also with a straw) /INTERNATIONAL FOOD
Cajun/Italian/Mexican
Ice cream (ONLY BY THE PINT)
THE VERY COUTRE BRAND OF COSMETICS CALLED WET AND WILD/ESPECIALLY in any obnoxious shade of red because it makes me feel like the cheap ass American I am and at the same time I can pretend i live in the trendy sAFARI where everything is wet and wild and people run around naked and make howling noises and of course wear only red lipstick, their savage you know thats why its so cheap so they can afford it, in fact I think its like a fucking delicacy, like fish eggs for your lips, and you don't even have to swallow.DID I MENTION I LIKE COWBOYS, (BUT ONLY IF THEIR MADE UP or DEAD. SO THEN ITS ALSO OBVIOUS THAT I LIKE THE CACTUSALSO Crows
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OLD CROW
DIRTY BOYs
Comics
Color
Canadians (ha) (no I really do prefer CANADIANS)
STICKING MY FACE UNDER THE BATHTUB WATER
MAKING LOUD NOISES THAT YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF IM ON DRUGS AND I GET TO SAY NO THE CRACK I DO IS IN MY BRAIN ALREADY< ITS ORGANIC
WALKMANS,including all of the twenty four that I LOST OR BROKE. WATCHING THE FUTURE OF MY GENERATION PLAY BEER PONG AND GRAB THEIR SMALL COCKS TO TALK WITH, ENCOURAGING THEIR GROWTH< LIKE THEY ARE CHIA PETS NOT SMALL DICKS.. Myspace Graphics
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MY RESULT: Devoured By Wolves
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We’ve seen your future, and it’s got diamond grills. Expect to spend the better part of your career getting out of limos, doing publicity shoots and attending the most exclusive pool parties. Of course, you’ll have to work pretty hard, too – what with launching your own clothing line, restaurant chain and theme park – but the Armand bubble baths should melt away all your stress.
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