Lost all control. Impulsive. etc. |
A tale of SchmendrickTwo llamas stood in front of the palm tree he'd planted 7 years before, chewing on pages of his latest manuscript which he had finished but an hour before. He wasn't sure ho...
Posted by j on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Royal tees |
The Totally Crazy Story of Magda Magdason. It all starts in the mid 19th cen'tree. Queen Magpie Dagpie of Modern Fluaesia dreamt a dream entailing all the specifics of her past lives. T...
Posted by j on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:59:00 PST |
Robot vs. your fragile human brain. |
Part Two. Beatrice had left the oven on again. This was not shocking. Bartleby Bumpersnorn turned it off. Beatrice went out for a walk leaving her new born baby d...
Posted by j on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST |
high skool kreativ riting |
jelly boy
by jeremy (circa 2000)
josephus was a nice enough boy. he ate his breakfast every morning. he went to school. he even aided his father sometimes in picking out elongated armpit hairs. josep...
Posted by j on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST |
A musing on todays dead |
Anna Nicole's dead A bullet in her head A baby in her belly A nasty gash of red
A tasty canni-luau A barbecued implant Like tofu to the vegan mind A niptuck taste event
Upon a toilet, dripping...
Posted by j on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST |
bestial snuff film |
once, long before anyone knew he existed, narsular the destroyer of sheep was calm, cool; collected. the sun rose on his face; he cooed. i was a sheep. i was n...
Posted by j on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST |
AK-ruh-nim (a.k.a. bohrd at wurk) |
my office's server was down for about 2 hours tonight. here's what the muses offered me in this time of cubicled monotony - they started off work related (the company's name is Resolu...
Posted by j on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST |
Golden Arrow |
sadness in shoes but happy days then sad again. by j mendicino. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
chapter one.
it was the greatest day...
Posted by j on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i've been having bad dreams, but this has nothing to do with that. |
, the story of by j mendicino
once upon a time there was a little fucking boy with dirtrags wrapped around his feeble disgusting body. he traveled alone or in packs...
Posted by j on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:28:00 PST |
g.b.c. |
greenbean casserole. a short story by j mendicino.
i had never laughed so hard before the night you laughed so hard a greenbean came out of your nose and stuck there while you laughed so hard...
Posted by j on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST |
