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JACKIE-o was born in 1967 after the great famine in valentia, his peers were all albino's which lead jackie to seek solice in his voice and music, he went to school for 7 days in total but when then principal asked the young impressionable jackie what he thought an erection was his mother made him leave.Jackie never had it easy growing up all his friends couldnt stay out for long during the day because they were albinos and it could have been dangerous.But Jackie had 6 sisters and 11 brothers, and it was with the oldest of these sisters that jackie first fell in love, he tred to hide his feelings for her but when he finally confronted his mother about these feelings she told him that she was adopted and that she wasnt a blood relation to Jackie, so he could have illict solicitations with her if she wanted him aswell.Jackie asked his mother why they adopted there first child?she said that she thought that she was infertile ,how wrong could she have been????Unfortunately Jackie sister was killed by a low flying tractor 2 days after she also professed her love for the 13 year old Jackie, leaving th eyoung jackie broken hearted.After a number of years in seclusion working on a local farm he fell in love again and it was this love that was to eventually cause him to form this band...Jackie worked on a farm for a man called Caius, and it was the brother of this man that stole Jackies heart,He didnt live at home so Caius's brother only visited the farm every 2weeks but when he did he told jackie the most fantastic stories about lifeon the mainland consequently none of these stories turned out to be true,but thats another story involving home cook valentia crack and a hen that spun straw to gold,anyway jackie fell in love with Caius's brother and they lived together for a while in the homosexual penetentiary on the island there love was like a festering wound it couldnt be controled, and the sreams from many a nights anal activity could be heard all across the island,but Caius's brother left jackie after his accident, you see Jackie lost his penis in a horrible fishing accident that left him as he calls it "headless" but he still has a stump of roughly 2 and a half centimetres and can still climax via the male g-spot, but its when Jcakie lost his lover that he realised there was nothing in his life worth living for , an outbreak of STD's on the island meant that his sexual activity was cut short, and after a failed suicide attempt he realised that music was the way forward for him and so he formed the now infamous CRack My Pelvis...........To be continued

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