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Matthew Stott

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, havent seen a living person in weeks. God, Im so lonely. (SOB) So very, very lonely . . .

Music:

The Who, The White Stripes, Ryan Adams, The Libertines, Muse, The Smiths, Morrissey, The Doors, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Futureheads, Guillimots, The Cribs, The Vines, Long Blondes, Stone Roses, The Divine Comedy, The Kings Of Leon, Bob Dylan, The Band, The Von Bondies, Archie Bronson Outfit, The Young Knives, Gram Parsons, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Flying Burrito Brothers, Oasis, Ultrasound, Elastica, Arctic Monkeys, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Willy Mason, Whiskeytown, 22-20s, The Strokes, Albert Hammond Jr, The Arcade Fire, Ben Folds, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blondie, the Clash, Brendan Benson, The Flaming Lips, Gay Dad, Gene, Graham Coxon, Hot Hot Heat, Hope Of The States, Ian Dury, Jeff Buckley, Jesse Malin, Jimi Hendrix, The Killers, Maximo Park, the Loncut, MC5, the Moldy Peaches, Neil Young, the Mystery jets, Ooberman, Nine Black Alps, Pixies, The Hold Steady, Good Shoes, Silver Sun, Weezer

Movies:

Scorcese, P. T. Anderson, Anchorman, Darren Aronofsky, Orson Welles, 60s/70s Polanski, Francis Ford Coppola, Napoleon Dynamite, Shaun Of The Dead, Withnail And I, Christopher Nolan, Rushmore, Evil Dead, Kevin Smith, Tarantino

Television:

Alan Partridge, Doctor Who, Darkplace, Brass Eye, Father Ted, Hancock, The Day Today, Big Train, Python, Blackadder, Mighty Boosh, A Bit Of Fry And Laurie, It Crowd, Snuff Box, Fist Of Fun, Nathan Barley, Jam, Black Books, Peep Show, The Office, Seinfeld, Attention Scum!, Life On Mars, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The League Of Gentlemen, Catterick, This Morning With Richard Not Judy, Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Saxondale, Not Only But Also, Green Wing, Family Guy, Spaced, Ripping Yarns, The Prisoner, Bang Bang Its Reeves And Mortimer, Vic and Bobs The Weekenders

Heroes:

Peter Cook, Morrissey, Pete Townsend, Steve Coogan. I would kiss them all, especially Cooks long dead corpse. Mmm, decomposed . . .

My Blog

Me Me Me

So Ive got a couple of sketches in a new radio show called ONLINERS, thats going to be on BBC Radio Scotland in , at the moment, December. They paid me a few hundred english pounds for that, which is ...
Posted by Matthew Stott on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:25:00 PST

STUFF AND THAT

Hello to, well, who ever has so much time on their hands that they would actually bother to look at this cack. A couple of things have been happening recently, Ive been in regular contact with a bloke...
Posted by Matthew Stott on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:14:00 PST

MORE ON BOB AND JOB

Thats the fairly poor front page picture Im sticking on my new script that Im about to send out. Basically its a way of getting whoever gets it a bit more prepared for what theyre going to ...
Posted by Matthew Stott on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST

BOB AND JOB

Hello there, glad you could make it.   Heres a randomly chosen line from my current project, the second episode of the truly off its tits sit-com 'BOB AND JOB'   DOLLY GIRL I don't like it,...
Posted by Matthew Stott on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:01:00 PST

Whaaa ????

Hello, this is a new blog. I am listening to The Futureheads. Their second album. Very good. Theres a quite brown banana skin perched in front of me. Im not wearing any shoes. Or slippers, just socks;...
Posted by Matthew Stott on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

And so it begins . . .

Hello, my legs hurt. I think a bears chewing at them, but I dont want to look, just in case. Its better to think a bears chewing at your legs, rather than to look and discover a bear actually is chewi...
Posted by Matthew Stott on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST