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Martin

Salutations and thank you for dropping by.

About Me

God, I hate this, but just so you know I'm a member of the Writers' Guild of Great Britain, an established playwright and satirist, with comedy, drama and radio credits. There, I said it.However, I also write stories and articles for women's magazines if only because I do like to keep in touch with my feminine side. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't if only because it depends on my mood swings.By the way, I have a site for some of the parody songs that I have written and have had performed. You can find it by going to: www.baumskifilks.com where you will find a parody of Elton John's 'Your Song' reworked as a dedication to the events of 9/11.

My Interests

Be sure to buy my new book: 'To Be Or Not To Be, Innit - A Yoof-Speak Guide to Shakespeare' where I've abridged 15 of the Bards greatest works and translated them all into the language of the street - and all for just £4.99! For more information go to: www.yoofspeak.net

I'd like to meet:

Anyone except for David Cameron because he's such an arse.

Music:

Not fussed.

Movies:

Really not fussed

Television:

Now this is REALLY getting personal

Books:

Stop stalking me!

Heroes:

I'm more a Celebrations man myself - now go to www.baumskifilks.com