Ty

My life is a book of short stories. Hasnt been written well, but my friends are very amused by them. Check out my Blog/ surveys. Some enjoy, most think I am dumb. But thats just who I am. I dont really give a lick about what people think of me. You will either enjoy the randomness that I cannot control, or you wont understand it and think whatever you want to think about me. I would never classify myself as being cool, but I am about as chill as they come... with a random weird freaky side. I like to meet new people. I love those of you from the opposite gender. Playing cards is great. Getting naked is even greater. Drinking is fun. Put the three together and its a party! Lesbians are amazing, because they have boobs and are never offended or scared of my weird uninhibited side. I am the nice guy. All my friends know me as the third wheel who sleeps on the couch and hits on their girlfrinds. Rock Climbing is my passion. The beach is nice. Reading is my escape from reality. I love movies. I am a work a holic. I miss my friends around the country that I never get to see. I am trying to settle down, but not get old. I feel old. I look young. Shopping is therapy. Telling stories is my worst habit. Nicotine is my friend. Florida is hot and wonderfull. I love classy joints. I live in a shack in a tiny podunk town with rebal flags hanging off porches.