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JoJo

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About Me

Please note: This profile is set to over 18’s only. If you have come accidentally please leave, some links from this site may feature mild nudity.Hello,
If ya don’t know this is Jojo, if you do know, hello there *waves* this is just a page to show off some of the pretty pictures I’ve helped to create and are rather proud of…
I don’t pretend to be a huge professional model, as I am an artist formost, but I am quite confident I’m good at what I do in front of the camera. This doesn’t pay for me oh-so-high shoe bills, (as much as I’d love it to), but I mainly do this now and again, when a photographer takes my eye, (amateur or otherwise), and inspires me enough to join together as model and photographer to create something we could both be proud of… To save myself from any future embarrassment, I've beaten ya to the punch already!
...Here is a collection of pictures of the real, silly, dorky me...
A few random facts about meee… ♥ …i am completely HOPELESS yet extremely♥ ....... talented
.....♥ i'm an eternal optimist
♥i suffer fromULTRA shyness condition i can’t seem to control…
i’m like a little mouse
...MARMITE rules!
♥i’m most probably the clumsiest person you’ve EVER met…
..........i horde allsorts of …♥ JUNK
i am damned by my own BELIEFS ....of l♥ve ♥♥♥ .............
...................♥♥ i OFTEN forget how weak I really am.....
.....♥i secretly want to save the world.. ...♥i think i can...
i am in love with the art of fashion so much i can’t look at a Vogue too often or my passion for it makes me go hysterical
♥at 13 i shaved ALL of my hair off... just to prove a point - ♥ that i'm not the same as you
…i L♥VE tea
i’m a londonerbred… but not BORN…
♥i’m so obsessed with shoesies, i even have a God list… god told me to buy them – it is my lifes work…..
...........i'm LUCKY&hearts to have a best friend for life....
..................♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ...................and I happen to have 5ive of them
:)
♥i have found my complete opposite♥....he's one of them..... !
.....♥♥.....i'm in l♥ve ..... ♥♥♥and ALWAYS will be! :)
“everything happens for a reason” …so I believe…
♥i'm a vegeterian
....................but i eat fish
..... i try to bl♥ck out the news and limit what i read in the paper, ♥♥♥ because all it does is make me WEEP for the ♥WORLD♥ ....
...♥ beauty moves me so much that mere pictures of the overwhelms me and I cry…
♥i was once described as either - "the most indecisive person in the world or the most polite person in the world"....... i think i'm b♥th....
♥♥........ i have an inability to loseHOPE .........it is the only thing that keeps me going and the only thing that DESTROYS me all at once ♥.....
......i HATE change&hearts ....... it freaks me out...
♥....i’m NOT afraid of death… why should i be?
...............but i'm scared shitless the people i l♥ve will die...
’The Looking Glass’ by Willie Nash
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‘My Room’ by my best friend Yenge Kimona
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‘Sleeping Angels’ by Tom Titus Powell
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’Waiting for…’ by Gavin Mills
Please click thumbs to view full size pictures… (only for 18+ some pictures may contain nudity)Things I L♥VE…
I have a collection of SHOESIES…they make me happy... :) ♥
♥I constantly drink Tea! ... it conforts me... ♥
♥I adore receiving letters in the post... ♥
♥It calms me to look up at the sky and see the constant clouds sailing because it always reminding me of my Ken...♥♥♥
♥ Those dancing “freaks” at the clubs I go to that think they can dance, but can’t dance, but are so confident they look amazing!!! ♥
♥I’m in love with love itself… ♥
♥My best friends are my heart... ♥
♥ The simplest joy of riding in a rickshaw in London... ♥
♥Talking bluntly in public and making people give me that unapproving look... ♥
♥ Sleep is always good, especially with my lovely little Chester to cuddle up to… :) ♥
♥ Waking up on Saturday morning and talking to Becky about last nights events! ♥
♥Drifting off into a world of my own in a BOOK ... ♥
♥ Androgynous men are drool-worthy *drool* ...♥
♥I love the word free and all the things it brings me... ♥
♥Being treated like a princess… it’s what I’m accustomed to... ♥
♥The smell of freshly cut grass makes me smile :)♥
♥ I love to ride horses and wish I was better at it… ♥
♥The familiarity of climbing trees because it reminds me of my childhood... ♥
♥ Above all things on earth I love my father who has always given me constant l♥ve... ♥
♥I love love, I love children’s books...♥
♥ I adore wearing knee high sockies and mittens... ♥
♥I love my Daddy’s cooking, which when I have cravings, only his food will do... ♥
♥I love waking up from a cute dream and being reminded I am in love…♥
♥ The best thing in life is real butter and marmite spread over yummy brown grainy bread… Heaven! ♥
Things I H♥TE…
♥ Stingy fuckers… why are you so stingy??? I don’t have a job and I’m not even stingy…and I’m fucking poor mate! ♥
♥Those show-offs who aren’t really good at showing off… Tisk ♥
♥ Receiving bills and having to pay them! ♥
♥ Raaa! Getting woken up by my loud cleaning mum!! – Keep it down Mamaa…♥
♥ People who play music on the buses – you’re not cool man! ♥
♥ Drama Queens! Dear lord girl, there is always going to be someone waaaaaaaay worse off then you in the world…♥
♥ The smelly people on cramped trains! – use deodorant! ♥
& ♥ The people who don’t indicate if they’re going left or right! How hard is it?! Could save someone from being run over! ♥
♥I hate the bus drivers that don’t stop for you, but blatently see you! ♥
♥I hate people who walk slowly in London! Hurry up! We ain’t got all day! ♥
♥Rude people… there is just no need! ♥
hearts; I hate missing a train or having to running for a fucking bus…only for it to splash rain water on your pretty shoes! ♥
♥Bitchy girls… seriously why? ♥
♥ You know those foreigners who blatantly talk about you in a different language… yea I know you’re chatting about me!! ♥
♥ Stepping on spilt water in your socks! ♥
♥ Boyfriend stealers! I can honestly say I have never done so and never fucking will! Get your own man! ♥
♥ I hate queues, if you want me to go anywhere, there better not be a fucking queue man! ♥
♥I hate the mirrors in the toilets at Paper, which make my legs look fat… ♥
♥I hate the cunty girls that give me evils at clubs just because I have the balls I wear what I want, so they desperately try to find all imperfections in me to make themselves feel better. ♥
♥I hate my tubby belly… raaaaaa! ♥
♥Change! I hate it, fuck off! Why can’t things stay the same? Raaaa! ♥
♥Self righteous know it alls ♥Click On The Banner To View The Blog… (coming soon!)
Once upon a time there was a little Princess called Becky and a little Princess called Jojo… and they were the prettiest Princesses in the land… The little Princesses were best friends, and one day they decided to make up cute nicknames for each other because the loved each other so much… So Becky called Jojo – Princess Muffin and Jojo called Becky – Princess Cupcake… and they were very pleased with their new pretty nicknames... The two Princesses loved to party, but everytime they went out together, they realised a crazy exciting incident would always happen to them, so they decided to document their little adventures in a blog right here on myspace so everyone in the world can read The Adventures of Muffin and Cupcake!

My Interests

♥ Music ♥Art In All Forms ♥Books ♥Fashion ♥Ancient History ♥Mythology ♥Death ♥Life ♥Astrology ♥People ♥

I'd like to meet:

♥ Audrey Hepburn
♥ Lars Frederiksen ~ 14/02/05 (click here)
♥ Brody Dalle
♥ Tim Armstrong ~ 07/11/06 (click here)
♥ An Elf
♥ Christopher Walken
♥ Sir Ian McKallen
♥ John Reed (used to my high school)
♥ Angelina Jolie
♥ Matt Ballemy ~ 28/11/06 (nearly!)
♥ Wentworth Miller

Movies:

♥Lion King ♥The Goonies ♥Battle Royale ♥My Fair Lady ♥Leon♥

Television:

♥Angel ♥Family Guy ♥Stargate SG-1 ♥Nana (Anime) ♥South Park ♥Peep Show ♥Green Wing ♥Animals of Farthing Wood ♥Thundercats ♥Seasame Street ♥Lost ♥Heroes ♥Prison Break ♥Smallville♥

Books:

♥ Harry Potter ♥ The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime ♥ Artemis fowl ♥ everything by Phillipa Gregory ♥ The very hungry caterpiller ♥

Heroes:

♥My Daddy ♥in the 50's...

♥ My best friend Stacy♥

My Blog

Calender for 2008!

Hey guys! I'm in a calender for 2008, if ya wanna buy me please visit - http://www.lulu.com/content/1741003 by the very talented Michele Marchese, www.neroerotico.net (I think I'm July or something!)...
Posted by JoJo on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:59:00 PST

The Wacky Adventures of Muffin and Cupcake! Part 4

Did you miss us? Of course you did! It's been what?? Two& three weeks away from you guys? But now it's party time! Well, was party time& I can't party and blog at the same time can I now really? So he...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:36:00 PST

The Wacky Adventures of Muffin and Cupcake! Part 3.

Firstly let me explain about these leggings! I basically left my normal black ones at Ken's place, so the only other option was pink or neon yellow, thus I chose silver because I was actually wearin...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:35:00 PST

The Wacky Adventures of Muffin and Cupcake! Part 2.

This is a very special night for us tonight, because this day last year, lil Jojo and lil Becksy met for the first time! Little did we know at the time we would become the unstoppable duo that is  Pr...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

The Wacky Adventures of Muffin and Cupcake! Part 1.

Well hello there my beautiful myspacers! It's been awhile! I'm sneekily back tracking and updating from weeks ago, so please forgive the slightly hazy blog at best, because let's face it.. I have the ...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:32:00 PST

Waz’s18th Birthday @ Paper

Raaaaaaa!!! It's Waz's birthday at Paper today! But I don't really know him, so I was just going for the lovely free food and to show off my beautiful new dress... (which was lingerie btw) hehee! Chec...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:30:00 PST

Becky’s First Official Girl’s Night Out!

Paaaarty time at Paper! Yes yes, this is a super exciting time for me, because it's the first time, me and my precious Becksy have gone out, just us two! Yes we rule! Me & Becky..Harry, Me, Waz &a...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:27:00 PST

Crazy Horses!!!

On one of the rare hot Summer day's in April we have had.. me and Yenge decided to go down to the fields and forestry area in Old Reading, right down the road near my home. I believed it was abandoned...
Posted by JoJo on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST

Rock @ Mean Fiddler

Well suprisingly enough, from all the changes to the planning of the night, it came off as a sucess! Firstly, me and Kerry thought we'd go to a club called Faces in Essex, apparently Danny Dyer was go...
Posted by JoJo on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Stacy's Engagement Party on Easter Sunday

It's my bestest friend's engagement party, and I didn't know what the hell you're supposed to bring at these things, so I bought some wine.. 3 bottles of the stuff! Yep guys I know, you can always cou...
Posted by JoJo on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:25:00 PST