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Jason Booth

"What the hell is an alms or a tuppens?? That's why no one ever knows what to give the home

About Me

I just like laughing, and making laughter....and writing the word laughter on legal pads....and uh....haha...sweet....man do I love legal pads.....freakin' awesome

My Interests

Reading. I collect books like fishermen collect sea-shanties.

I'd like to meet:

wordsmiths, blacksmiths, Arrowsmith, John Smith, and two of the four golden girls.

Music:

I like many a thing' on the geetar. And disco funk. Definately can't live without my disco funk.

My Blog

Girl Scout Cookies: The Drug

This is my ode to an age old snack that we all enjoy on a regular basis. This is my sweet poem about the wonderful taste that indeed floods your mouth everytime you eat one. As time runs out to buy ou...
Posted by Jason Booth on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:52:00 PST

All the Reasons I Hate Commercials for Cialis

There's a new commericial on TV from the company Cialis......where these two old people are holding hands and heading up the stairs....and then a narrator comes on and says:"Just when you think the ti...
Posted by Jason Booth on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Thanksgiving in All it's Splendor

On Thursday everything stopped.We put down our sautering tools and hammers and sewing equipment and instruction manuels and clogging shoes and problems....we placed all of these things to the side, in...
Posted by Jason Booth on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

My Def Jam Poetry Slam about Cocoa Puffs

"Trippin' on Cocoa Puffs"Cocoa....color of my puffed up cereal. Bellicose Brown swirls of milk chocolate goodness, you make my taste buds boogaloo with what you do. I groove, straight trippin' on nuth...
Posted by Jason Booth on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST