You see this profession
Is filled to the brim-
with unrealistic motherfuckers.
I'd like to introduce myself
I am Taylor Sterling
Sorry- I don't dance.
I have learned
You can get by on charm
for about fifteen minutes.
After that
You better have a big dick-
or huge tits.
I don't have a dick.
Had a husband named Dick
He died.
I say the word fuck
too fucking much.
I never say it to harm
Only to emphasize.
I am fond of duct tape.
My favorite color is puce
I am left handed
I watch the UFC
Like it's porn
My favorite word is jagoff
I listen to audio books on history..
while I sleep- holding a hammer
My favorite comment:
"You have got to be
one of the finest pistols
that was ever put to a mans
..willing head"