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Jack van Landingham

A narcissist is: Anyone better looking than you.

About Me


[NOTE TO MR. VAN LANDINGHAM: Welcome to Myspace. Please use the space below to describe your sole enemy in The Divine Comedy: your wobbly, little ego. Feel free to puff yourself up, prance about, and make yourself seem much more important than all the other nauseating losers here going nowhere fast. The sky's the limit! Your ascent to being the one-eyed king you always knew you were is near! Yes, this is your big chance to showcase your desperate, feverish clamor for identity in a world where entropy reigns, and we all really couldn't care less!]

I have a simple philosophy. It's called: ONE PUNCH. So, go stand in the corner and practice spitting your teeth out, I'll be over there as soon as I finish my cocktail.



CHEERS!


Daddy's home...
[URGENT REMINDER TO MR. VAN LANDINGHAM: You must insert utterly meaningless, hollow trivia and/or glittering, animated 'bling bling' graphics here—with as little restraint as possible. If you do not begin now to make it as painfully obvious as possible that you are yet another "nothing" trying to be a "something" here with entirely too much time on your hands; then, you are in grave danger of genuinely standing apart from the herd and quite possibly even living a dignified, honest, and/or graceful life. Begin trumpeting immediately about how fabulously special you are or your account will be terminated. We ask, for the good of all concerned, that you fall in line here and promptly assist others in their great efforts toward being distracted from distraction by distraction. Thank you for your participation.]
Note: My jailhouse tattoos were only a makeup effect, but, I assure you, my telekinetic ability to bend spoons, move cups, and control weather patterns is another matter entirely.
Some stills from movies I've done


My Interests

My interests are: The simple things. Depth. Fascination. Danger. Appreciation. Freedom. Synchronicity. Living inside out. Finding beauty and truth in the last places I would expect to (Myspace excluded, of course) . Inducing mild states of erotomania. Being cheeky.

True individuality (aka 'heresy') . Derailing groupthink. Being uncool. Upsetting conformists of every persuasion. Observing thought (aka 'knowing the knower') . The continuing realization that 'perception is projection' (except, of course, when it pertains to MY perceptions) . Facing shadows. Keeping my powder dry and my edge sharp.

Tending my own garden (unless I have a duel or two scheduled for the day) . Stretching my imagination. Coloring outside the lines. Bitch slapping punks. Seeing the world in a grain of sand and infinity in an hour. Not going gentle into that good night (unless I'm in my Ninja suit) .

Light writing (aka 'photography') . Living truthfully under imaginary circumstances (aka 'acting') . Rewriting (aka 'writing') . Not doubting what I know to be true in my heart (or, when I can't manage that, then I just doubt the doubt ... and, if I can't swing that, then I usually fall back on shooting first and asking questions later) .



My specialty: Putting out fires with gasoline.

I'd like to meet:

My maker.


[SUGGESTION TO MR. VAN LANDINGHAM: The more shallow, transparent, and insincere you can appear here, the better. Remember: Egos follow bigger egos. Talking a good game you can't back up is the proper currency here (not building mutually beneficial, long-term relationships). We request that you begin conforming to and emulating all the fashionable crowing that goes on here without delay. Please understand that in order to continue chasing your tail here to collect the most Friends®—and WIN!—you must be much less honest and much more 'hip', 'with it', and phony in your approach. Try pouring on the slang, pseudo-detached pretense and/or Adolescent Smarm®, and watch your Friends® count skyrocket!]




Music:

Disclaimer: Like many of those not inclined to be a mind-numbed robot, I often find the majority of the mediocre distraction called pop culture to be phenomenally boring ('full of sound and fury, signifying nothing').

Going my way? Hop in! Did I mention I'm certifiably insane?
I enjoy anything uncommonly swell. What resonates as my touchstone, however, is the flow of real, classic jazz ...
Here's a few artists I like: AC/DC, Cannonball Adderley, Air, Louis Armstrong, B-52's, Johann Sebastian Bach, Chet Baker, Jeff Beck, Bitter:Sweet, Bjork, Frank Black, Art Blakey, Blue Oyster Cult, Willie Bobo, David Bowie, Dave Brubeck, The Cars, Johnny Cash, The Charlatans, Ray Charles, Frederic Chopin, The Church, Cibo Matto, Cocteau Twins, Nat King Cole, John Coltrane, Count Basie, The Cult, The Cure, Curve, The Dandy Warhols, Bobby Darin, Miles Davis, Claude Debussy, The Doors, Duke Ellington, Duran Duran, The Eagles, Earth Wind & Fire, Bill Evans, FC Kahuna, Art Farmer, Feist, Ella Fitzgerald, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Black Francis, Gaelle, Garbage, Stan Getz, Bebel Gilberto, Dizzy Gillespie, David Gilmour, Dexter Gordon, Gotan Project, Vince Guaraldi, George Frideric Handel, Eddie Harris, Franz Joseph Haydn, Heart, Jimi Hendrix, The Hives, Billy Idol, INXS, The Isley Brothers, The Jackson 5, Etta James, Joan Jett, Elton John, Keane, Koop, Diana Krall, Lamb, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Franz Liszt, Love and Rockets, Lush, The March Violets, Massive Attack, Curtis Mayfield, Felix Mendelssohn, Thelonious Monk, Wes Montgomery, Morcheeba, Bob Mould, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, My Bloody Valentine, Stevie Nicks, Nightmares On Wax, Charlie Parker, Oscar Peterson, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Police, Stephane Pompougnac, Propellerheads, Public Image Limited, Tito Puente, Queen, Rachmaninov, Rasputina, Roisin Murphy, The Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Royksopp, Todd Rungren, Rush, Sade, Poncho Sanchez, Mongo Santamaria, Franz Schubert, Robert Schumann, Scissor Sisters, Seal, Wayne Shorter, Shriekback, Horace Silver, Frank Sinatra, Sinead O'Connor, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Sly & the Family Stone, The Spinners, Spoon, Static-X, Steely Dan, Sting, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Tangerine Dream, Tchaikovsky, Teddybears Sthlm, The The, Thievery Corporation, Cal Tjader, Transvision Vamp, Type O Negative, U2, Ludwig van Beethovan, Sarah Vaughan, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Antonio Vivaldi, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, Natalie Walker, Weekend Players, Stevie Wonder, The White Stripes, Warren Zevon, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, ZZ Top

I don't follow trends, I ignore them. Like my cape?

Movies:

Anything genre-defying , truly independent , character-driven , or just uncommonly good. (Though, I admit, on occasion, I do simply just like to watch things get blown up.)

I enjoy artistic themes involving dualism , paradox , interconnectedness and anything existential (as well as anything that illuminates the pathos in the idiotic penchant we all have to substitute 'people, places, concepts, and things' for peace of mind.)



My favorite films are those layered with subtle comedic undertones; those that are bittersweet, haunting, or profoundly emotional; and those rare, transcendental films which somehow manage to unmask and exquisitely capture a few glimmers of that shaky, redemptive bridge between ego and the human spirit.

John Cassavetes , Terrence Malick , Roman Polanski , Atom Egoyan , David Lynch , Mike Leigh and Tom Tykwer are just some of my favorite directors.


Television:

I'm more participant than spectator.


I am immune to mass hysteria.

Books:

Some current favorites...

On the art of living:

The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle

A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life's Purpose by Eckhart Tolle

The Book: On The Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are by Alan Watts

Loving What Is: Four Questions That Can Change Your Life by Byron Katie

I Need Your Love—Is That True? : How to Stop Seeking Love, Approval, and Appreciation and Start Finding Them Instead by Byron Katie

The Wisdom of Insecurity by Alan Watts

The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz

She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman by Ian Kerner

On writing, acting, filmmaking, etc:

Writing Down the Bones by Natalie Goldberg

True and False: Heresy and Common Sense for the Actor by David Mamet

Cassavetes on Cassavetes by Ray Carney

Heroes:

Anyone who ceases 'going along to get along' and dares to dream while awake.


Some Spiffy Quotes 80% of You Won't Read (and Really Wouldn't Get Anyway)

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. —Friedrich Nietzsche

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. —Robert Louis Stevenson

It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too. —H. W. Shaw

Friendship with oneself is all important because without it one cannot be friends with anybody else in the world. —Eleanor Roosevelt

What you think about yourself is much more important than what others think of you. — Seneca

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals. — Oscar Wilde

Be the change you want to see in the world. — Mahatma Ghandi

An unquestioned mind is the world of suffering. —Byron Katie

Few men desire liberty, most men wish only for a just master. —Sallust

Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature. —George Bernard Shaw

The most important point is to accept yourself and stand on your two feet. —Shunryu Suzuki

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe. —Marilyn vos Savant

The human condition: lost in thought. —Eckhart Tolle

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. —Ambrose Bierce

How could there be any question of acquiring or possessing, when the one thing needful for a man is to become—to be at last, and to die in the fullness of his being. —Antoine De Saint-Exupery

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. —William Shakespeare

This above all: to thine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. —William Shakespeare

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. —Mahatma Ghandi

The individual becomes perfect when he loves his individuality in the all to which he belongs. —D. T. Suzuki

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts. —Albert Einstein

Life is like stepping onto a boat that is about to sail out to sea and sink. —Shunryu Suzuki

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. —George Bernard Shaw

Society is a masked ball, where every one hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding. —Ralph Waldo Emerson

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. —Jonathan Swift

At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols. —Aldous Huxley

All great truths begin as blasphemies. —George Bernard Shaw

When you're going through hell, keep going. —Willliam Churchill

We're all in this together, by ourselves. —Lily Tomlin

May you live all the days of your life. —Johnathan Swift


A narcissist is: Anyone better looking than you. —Gore Vidal

My Blog

PIC OF ME AND MY GIGANTIC COCK

Here's another (in keeping with the immature theme here):...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:06:00 PST

MEGALOMANIA

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. [I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.]I am:1. A real handful. ...Nah, I'm well over two handfuls...1. A porn star experience. ...Uhhh, perhaps a bit too ...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST

THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF BIRTHDAYS

October 18th: I am the Jack of Spades... The Jack of Spades: The Actor or Spiritual InitiateThe Jack of Spades has an excess of mental power and visionary creativity, but it's up to the individual to ...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:35:00 PST

THE DEVILS DICTIONARY

Some choice definitions from The Devil's Dictionary:ACQUAINTANCE, n.A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its obje...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:41:00 PST

CHILDHOOD

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Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:22:00 PST

MY PHOTOGRAPHY

All images © 2007 Jack van Landingham...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:37:00 PST

A special message from Uncle Jack®

Now, boys and girls, Uncle Jack® knows the truth hurts, but he tells it to you straight anyway, for your own good...It's been said that a friend is "one who knows the 'song in your heart' and can sing...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST

CARA'S MUSIC VIDEOS

Latest videos by ">Cara* and FifthbladeMy Final Fantasy (MTV Edit)Artist: Robert Phoenix/Lakota TribeStarring: Cara*Director: Cara*Cinematographer/Editor: Fifthblade My Final Fantasy (Alte...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

BONG COPS: Episode I

The continuing misadventures of Officers Leetch (Jack van Landingham) and Duffy (Cairos Heinen).So, my friend, Cairos Heinen, and I were working on a film together last week (we were both playing cops...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

WORKING ON NEW BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY MOVIE...

Here's a shot of me working on the new Bone Thugs-N-Harmony movie "I Tried"...
Posted by Jack van Landingham on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST