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About Me

I'm just a moody little bastard with scars and large canines, although I have been known to turn on the charm occasionally...usually to my own detriment.

I'm convinced that I'm not being punished for my sins, but rather by them...

I enjoy pissing higher up on the tree than those around me...

My recent horoscope: Dear Virgo, you seem to have an aura whose intensity scares some people and attracts others...

Dolls, kisses, crosses, wishes....I can't be saved.

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My Interests

Chicken, beer, and all things that go bump in the night...

I'd like to meet:

My altered ego under a blood red moon, with an empty bottle and an out of tune guitar....

The ghost of Johnny Thunders....

Belly dancers and neck romancers...

A Chupacabra with a candelabra...or any beautiful creature who can show me the light and lead me to salivation.

My modern day Mary Magdalene...meretrix and muse.

All the girls I've loved before who I put through hell....because I'm sure we'll end up meeting there again someday. Quit smiling.

Anyone else who's willing to drink to the moon and coax the sweet heavens down with our bullshit...you know who you are.

Music:

Beethoven to Bad Brains, Mozart to Motorhead and everything in between...

If all I have is three chords, I have everything.

Movies:

American Psycho
Hero
From Dusk Til Dawn
The Prophecy
Return Of The Living Dead
The Warriors
Swingers
House Of Flying Daggers
Snatch
Immortal Beloved
Dead Man
Donnie Darko
Basquiat
Nightmare Before Christmas
U-Turn
Fight Club
Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!
Motorpsycho
The Stoned Age

Television:

The only thing I'll truly watch is the History Channel, Discovery, or National Geographic. The news only pisses me off and all current sitcoms I detest.

It's funny...the TV is on all the time when I'm home but its usually always muted. I leave it on throughout the night just for the comforting glow it gives from the other room while I'm sleeping...sort of like a surrogate cathode ray guardian angel. I rarely pay it any real attention, yet clearly seem to need it...interesting.

Any show about sharks, shipwrecks, Bigfoot, UFOs, paranormal activity, Egyptology, or other ancient civilizations will always enthrall me, and you do need to shut the fuck up while they're on.

And Conan O'Brien pwns your soul...know that.

Books:

Whenever I can keep my mind from wandering and focus long enough to get into something...

I love everything Dan Brown has written.

Michael Crichton's cool.

Bentley Little has some cool horror shit.

Henry Rollins...amazing.

Just picked up another book on the Zodiac killer....

And of course, Where The Wild Things Are and Everyone Poops!

Heroes:

My Blog

On The Subject Of Whoremance...

On the subject of whormance...for which I feel I may know a thing or two about. Ok, fuck it, I'm probably an expert with a Masters degree in bastardry... or so I've been told once or twic...
Posted by Frankenhooker on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:47:00 PST

Sleeping With The Fishes (Warming Up To Icebergs)

She, once frozen--thawed, now floods he whose only defense is flawed...For should one ever warm her,Ultimately he will drown.And join the ranks of the garden planted bodies on the bottom.Drown for me....
Posted by Frankenhooker on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:00:00 PST

Of Skeletal Kisses And Strangers Past...

So....it would seem this wonderous place we share known as MySpace can actually provide pleasant surprises on occasion, as opposed to it's usual vacant repercussions resulting in shots of Jager, penic...
Posted by Frankenhooker on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

Fucksick And Slowly Bled...

I have no idea what's in your head.But I'm in you.(sick) My black eyes feed on your discomfort...even as yours bleed black for me.Once pure blood blue...(lust)Judgements and trials and cellophane...
Posted by Frankenhooker on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

Bottles, Bones, and Promises...

Drink.Breathe me in and exhale the sweetest of lies.Beautiful music soaked in ether and held together by butterfly stitches.(Or was it butterfly knives?) Fuck it...probably both and neither.Bottles, b...
Posted by Frankenhooker on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:47:00 PST

Of Kidney Thieves and Pet Peeves...

In no particular order...a few things occasionally encountered which make me wish I'd have woken up in a bathtub full of ice with a large fresh scar running down my side instead.Movie theaters having ...
Posted by Frankenhooker on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

Wish You Were Here....

Posted by Frankenhooker on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

9/12 (A Slightly Less Notable US Tragedy....)

One Unfinished Mess To Commemorate The Birthing Of Another.......
Posted by Frankenhooker on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:07:00 PST

Stop Me Before I Spill Again...

I awoke this morning to ants on my toothbrush.Some would say it's because I'm such a sweet talker...I choose to believe it's because I go to sleep every night with my head in the trash.Clouds don't me...
Posted by Frankenhooker on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

The Inevitable Question...

"Are you the Devil?"She, a slight sense of intrigue."No..." (an easy lie)As he conceals his forked tongue,And notices her halo.
Posted by Frankenhooker on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST