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calamity carnage

one must have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star. ~Neitzsche

About Me

whoa!!! where to begin. i'm a rollerderby fanatic~ i skate with some of the greatest women that vic has ever seen. we're the EVES OF DESTRUCTION... an ass kicking team who are gonna take the derby world by storm. my girls call me "the clam" a handle i have embraced whole-heartedly. i'm in welding school and i love it! i get to create amazing things and i can be all "handy" and shit around the house. so cool. and of course.... the apple of my eye. my 4 legged wayward teen~ santos. i love the little f*cker though he certainly is a handful. throw a couple of cats into the mix and we have a house of lunacy. i'm a vegetarian and a proud member of PETA~ i believe in speaking out for those who cannot speak for themselves. the way we treat the creatures of our world is horrifying and it's an eventuality til human beings will also be treated in this manner~ and many already are. be aware of those in your community, in your country and your world. if you're sitting in front of a computer then you are privileged and we need extend our good luck and goodwill to all the world. our enviroment is suffering and we must all do our part. RECYCLE, damn you!!! i own a farm in saskatchewan and plan to turn it into an animal sanctuary when i'm old and gray and have retired from derby....

My Interests

rollerderby rollerderby rollerdery....animals and ANIMAL RIGHTS! welding and creating anything out of metal. driving fast and living faster, tattoos, killer tunes and bands. watching hockey, knitting, helicopters, sudoku~ my latest addiction, rainbows, loud music, sushi, laughing and living life large.

Music:

anything heavy...

Movies:

my faves?? amelie, run lola run, magnolia, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, zoolander....

Television:

ahem... mostly trash not worth mentioning~ with the exception of arrested development and entourage. let's not forget corontation street but that may also be considered trash in some circles....

Books:

the prophet by kahlil gibran, the tibetan book of living and dying by sogyal rinpoche, sacred contracts by caroline myss & ancient wisdom, modern world by the dalia lama. i also love the diaries of anais nin and i'm currently unable to put down the book rollergirl by "melicious" joulwan.

Heroes:

my mama~ she taught me so much about strength and courage that i'm proud to say she made me the person i am today. i sure do miss her..... and HUGE respect for tippi hendron as well as special mention to all the rollerbabes out there who blow my mind.

My Blog

moe blog crap...

You Are a Chimera..http://images.blogthings.com/whatmythologicalcreatu reareyouquiz/chimera.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.Incredibly devoted to y...
Posted by calamity carnage on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by calamity carnage on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST

what tarot card am i?

  http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/chinese/15.jpg">>You are The DevilMateriality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success;...
Posted by calamity carnage on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

what number am i??

You Are 4: The Individualist..http://images.blogthings.com/whatnumberareyou quiz/4.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.You are creative and dreamy......
Posted by calamity carnage on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

a day in the life.... as stolen from kimber's bulletin. thanks kimber!

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite t...
Posted by calamity carnage on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST

my smokin' hot wife!!

her love letter to me. teehee Who Loves The Clam? I DO! Thanks to my lovely slut of a rollerwife Calamity Carnage, affectionately referred to as 'The Clam', I have found a counter response to 'Rock ou...
Posted by calamity carnage on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST

13 ways to a rollergirl's heart...

shamelessly swiped from the killer space of dirty sanchez~ check this badboy out!!... here's you go. 13 WAYS TO A ROLLERGIRLS HEART VS. A GIRLY-GIRLS HEART Category: Romance and Relationships No. 1...
Posted by calamity carnage on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

Check out this video: Bout!

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Posted by calamity carnage on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST