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Now I'm afraid ♥ Of open water... ♥ But I often bathe in sin ♥ Let's be honest ♥ You know you shouldn't bother ♥ Because with me ♥ It's impossible to win. ♥ Dressed to kill ♥ You look so right ♥ I am drunk with lust tonight ♥ Your wounds are opening wide ♥ And they might be just my size
I love makeup.. hair.. fashion. I write.. I procrastinate sometimes, but my shit mysteriously seems to get done.
I LOVE MUSIC.. But it pisses me off when people I hate like the same music I do.
I hate stupid people... ignorance.. racism... homophobia. If you have a problem with the way people ARE, then go kill yourself and save someone the money on a hit man. Thanks.
There should be a law against morons making a myspace.
My friends are everything to me. I would die for you guys. I wouldn't be sane if I didn't have you. You beautiful people know who you are.
My sisters are 3 of the best friends I have ever had in my life. I don't care what the fuck happens, we'll always be there for each other.
I'm loud... I say everything that's on my mind. I love animals.. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't care if you're not.
I hate people that bump into me and don't say sorry. I hate people that don't say thank you when I hold the door open for them.
I'm really sensitive to what the people I love say.
I'm really hyper and spontaneous. Some people can't handle me because I'm "too much".
I'm fast paced. I talk a lot. I couldn't stop if I tried. I talk like a gay boy and that is okay with me.
I act on emotions. I do what's right at the time.. And if what is right, is punching you in the face, expect it.
Ilove staying up all night and leaving creepy messages on my friends machines. I love Retard 101 with Jeff and Ryan.. I love every moment.
I'm curious... And I love to go on my little adventures.
I'm waiting for that person to go on a roadtrip with me to nowhere. Going in no direction really, but we both have an idea of where we'll end up.
I love acting like I'll never fucking grow up.
I want to see everything once. Whether it's that national monument that tourists are snapping pictures of.. Or that psychotic bum in the stall puking their fucking brains out.
Just so you all know- Life happens once...
I don't believe in the words "mistake" or "regret"... These words aren't in my vocabulary. Everything happens for a reason, when it's supposed to happen, and where it's supposed to happen. Life is a learning experience... And if you never stop for a second and take a look around, you might miss the most important moments of your life.
Don't fuck with good people. Karma is real.
I can be the biggest bitch or your best friend in the world.
I will probably hate you. I hate a lot of people.
The end.
Oh, and P.S...
Douchey guys
You don't like to read my profile... You especially tend to miss the part at the beginning where it says "I have the best boyfriend in the world" in huge font. I don't want to fucking come back to your stupid beach house in Guam or Slovania or wtfever. No, I don't want to see your weenis either. And I won't respond to "hey sup, wuts good" either. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone. I could write how I am really a dude with 8 penises coming out of every orifice on my body, how I have a vagina with claws, or/and like to put my toe in buttholes, and these fucks wouldn't even know what they're getting themselves into.. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T FUCKING READ!!!!!!!!!
I have the best boyfriend in the entire world.
I am going to be a famous Microsoft Paint artist one day.
.Plastic.
When you wake up from this dream... I hope you're feeling pure.
Nothin' like a night out on the tiz-ownnnn.....
Nikki Girl and I
Sarah Dope and I
Ron Underwood (aka Dunch face) and I
Jacob (aka Droog) and I
Pascal (my wife, my goofy goober) and I
Derek (aka Jay-Look-Alike aka Jaige) and I
Skyla Talon and I
Adam Absinthe and I
Tania Delgado and I
My beautiful sister Susan and I
Paul Butterfield (my teddy bear, my gay boyfriend) and I
Nathan Orman (my angel, my gay husband) and I
Me and Paige (aka BITCCCCHHHHHHH!)
My fabulous sister Amy and I
Katie Girl (Pixie) and I
Steph (Stepherz, the Stephz, Fuck-O) and I
Rachel and I
Gnatty (Gnatterz, Gnatz) and I
Jeff Pickett (aka Dahmer) and I
Jeff (aka my baby, my boyfriend, my love) and I
Stevie and I
Griffy (aka Griffy Poo, my hubby) and I
Freddy (aka Freddy Foreskin, Freddy Dissention, Freddy Franchize) and I
Patrice and I Susan (aka Susan Face, my girlfriend) and I
My sister Katie (aka GAHHTEE!!) and I
Toby (my kitten, my son, Mow Mow, Mow face) and I
