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Bruce and Maisy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

a russian blue and a baby bengal. cute, huh? WRONG. we get raw up in this mug fug. we'll tear on some upholstery...we'll turn over our food bowl...we'll even eat each other's asses. yeah i said it. give us a muthafuckin chicken treat or we'll munch your goddamm hand off. oh, you want to pet us? sike. you just got dissed by the dander posse.

My Interests

quantum theory, licking ass, ambushes, being godlike in beauty, loving and leaving, thermodynamic law, attacking at dawn

I'd like to meet:

http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/

Music:

ipod on random yo

Movies:

enter the dragon, fools rush in

Television:

baseball bat for the lap cat (new bravo reality series)

Books:

the art of war

Heroes:

rat fink

My Blog

Dirty

There once was a kitten named MaisyHer eyes seemed kind of hazyBut there was no sedationOnly determinationTo cut a rug with Patrick Swayze...
Posted by Bruce and Maisy on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:58:00 PST

Damn heat

I'm shedding like a motherfucker.
Posted by Bruce and Maisy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It Comes Once a Year. And Next Year, I'll Be Ready.

AHHH, I LOVE THE FEEL OF VELOUR IN THE MORNING OK, so this morning I go to the vet to get my annual Fecal, FVRCP, and Leukemia shots. Now, I don't really mind driving in the car. There are plenty o...
Posted by Bruce and Maisy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST