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Daisy the Conqueror

She switched from rum to whiskey BANG BANG!

About Me

A fascination for the absurd. A writer who continually encounters writer's block. I was born with "kissing tonsils" (three tonsils) which were later removed....that little factoid always seems to disgust and/or appall people. I'm ok with that.

My Interests

Literature, Slam[ming] Poetry [Against the Wall], Politics, Artistic Endeavors, The Wonderful World of Warcraft, Engaging in Fisticuffs, Violinist Extraordinaire, Crafting Cupcakes, Collecting Qees & Plushies, Delicious Strawberry Cream Pocky, So So Stylistic, Pilates Enthusiast, Skwak[tastic], Giant Robot Magazine, Casually Resting, "The Willful Disregard for Responsibility" [j]

I'd like to meet:

People with inner beauty. I want to see breath-taking entrails. Also pompous assholes...because they're just so underrated.
But most especially...

Music:

murder city devils, kill your idols, yes sensei, kid dynamite, miri ben-ari, ted leo & the pharmacists, the pixies, the bouncing souls, the impossibles, eels, the cure, the misfits, lagwagon, op ivy, millencolin, saul williams, floetry, dead prez, mc paul barman, the dismemberment plan, juliette lewis and the licks, the explosion, the sissies, le tigre, hot hot heat, billy bragg, ella fitzgerald, louis armstrong, the platters, peaches, freezepop, elliot smith, pizzicato five...

Movies:

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, Kids, Stranger than Fiction, Rockula, Tank Girl, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Scent of Green Papaya, everything Miyazaki

Television:

: pbs, the simpsons, dead like me, weeds, iron chef, the discovery channel, mythbusters, avatar, fosters, adult swim, cartoons in general.

Books:

The BFG by Roald Dahl, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Paluhniuk, The Acid House Rules + Ecstacy by Irvine Welsh, The Heart of Understanding by Thich Nat Hanh, Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins

My Blog

An Inspirational "Pep Talk" Email from Mom

From: Peg BSent: Monday, March 31, 2008 9:00 PMTo: Daisy B; lilySubject: Dear Lily and Daisy To dress nice update and clean is good thing. But don’t go over board. In this world full of beau...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:44:00 PST

Holy Crap! A New Mom Blog?!?

Those living in the tri-state area know that this past Friday we had a pretty big snow "storm".  As such, my mother felt compelled to send me this email of concern.  Good advice, mom!Sent: F...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:02:00 PST

BEST MOM EMAIL!! (Warning: POOP-RELATED)

Okay...so I was wrong by my prior statement of Best Mom Email Ever.  This is now MY FAVORITE Email from the Mom's.  I've included footnotes for certain words.  ENJOY!From: MomSent: Wedn...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:03:00 PST

BEST EVER MOM BLOG...FLY AWAY!

See below email for notes on what certain words were meant to be...  My my my how I love my mom's emails.  She is completely serious when writing these.  Subject: New Fly Pani baught yo...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

DAISY B V. 2.5 PARTY INFO HERE!!! NOV 25th

..http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c316/PockyTomodachi/Dais yBv2.jpg"> Yay!  It's my birthday!  Come and celebrate with me!  Message me for directions to the pre-party @ Rick's apartmen...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

Happy Valentines from my Mom entitled: "Young Love"

Another gem from my lovely mother. Happy valentine day to lily and daisy. wishing your boy friend nice to you sweet kindness sincere and respect you. be with you the whole time   after dark ...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:37:00 PST

Cupcake Styling Massacre

I only had one muffin pan and made 5 batches.  FINALLY, I started to decorate.  ...it took me way too long to make these and now my hands are cramped.  I only had one "nozzle shape...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:10:00 PST

"...all i ever write anymore are mom blogs"

So today I got a little joke email at work and found it hilarious.  I sent said joke to my mother.  Below is the joke: This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:What Make...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:54:00 PST

New Mom Blog *tear*

ok...so maybe she's not all that bad   Subject: happiness be glad to life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play  and to  look up at up at the stars...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 05:27:00 PST

Muahahhahaaa

Evil Plan Generator Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Wall Stre...
Posted by Daisy the Conqueror on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST