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Kung Fu Dykes

Samurai Punks

About Me

YEP, THAT'S US THE SAMURAI PUNKS BEING FEATURED ON THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW AMERICAN IDOL SPIN OFF SHOW "AMERICAN BAND".KEYAAAAHHHH! KUNG FU DYKES - From secret temples hidden deep underneath the Oceana Naval Base in Virginia Beach, Virginia come the most mesmerizing women in rock: Kung Fu Dykes.

Born during a forgotten dynasty when fire and death spewed from the earth, three ordinary lesbians were miraculously transformed into gorgeously disfigured rock superstars. Armed with nuclear powered martial arts, Chinese black magic, and a techno punk metal sound, the Kung Fu Dykes are a band never to be forgotten.

CHECK OUT THE DYKES VIDEO "WHAT'S MY NAME...BITCH!!!

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Member Since: 4/6/2005
Band Website: kungfudykes.com
Band Members: JennaSaki: Vocalist - With beauty that causes all to fall madly in love with her, JennaSaki is the sensei and alpha female of the Dykes. She is a master of all known and unknown forms of martial arts. She also has the ability to levitate and move faster than light. JennaSaki has never lost a fight and she has made love to over a billion women. Her vocals are more powerful than a typhoon and her tongue and wit are razor sharp.

RikkiLee the Massive: Guitars - The most hideously disfigured of the Dykes, RikkiLee is the powerhouse of the trio. RikkiLee the Massive has the strength of 1,000 oxen, and she cannot get drunk. She can also dismember and throw any part of her body with atom splitting force and accuracy. She's also a 700th degree black belt of the drunken nun and dragon queen styles of super kung fu. RikkiLee the massive's guitar makes the earth split whenever she plays.

KenChan: Bass guitar/drum programmer - KenChan is the caretaker of the Dykes. Because of an obsessive compulsive personality, KenChan has got to kick the crap out of an adversary five times everytime. She can also spit acidic vomit on the enemy and shoot flames a thousand feet out of any orifice. Kenchan is an expert of the ninja whore style bionic karate and she is skilled in the forgotten art of flaming rainbow Chinese black magic. Her bass is so loud it makes the deaf hear again.
Influences: Bad Brains, D.R.I, The Cro-Mags, Metallica (old), The Misfits, GWAR, Kiss, Ministry, Agnostic Front, Slayer, Night Wish, Minor Threat, Tilt, Vice Squad, Luna Chicks
Sounds Like: SAMURAI PUNK ROCK!
Record Label: KFD Records
Type of Label: None