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Tarlonis

Mankind needs to invent both a 100% effective Birth Control AND Women's Viagra

About Me

a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”------------------------------------------- I've never done any recreational drugs at all, but have a highly addictive personality.I'm an easy going control freak.I don't care what you think about me but a frown from the woman I love can make me tear up.You could hit me with a bat and I wouldn't bruise, but if you run your nails down my skin you'll make red marks in under 10 seconds.I'm 6'2" , but I'm not really "tall".on a sidenote..TIVO is only the Tip of the Iceburg..

My Interests

If I keep my mouth shut, when you first meet me, I *could* be intimidating.Please help me aquire the following things: Endorphins, Caffiene, and Adrenaline! I'm a big goober, but a likeable one I think. I read about 30 .. online comics, a book a month, 2-6 Videogames, a movie in the theatre every other month, and nearly every single TV show worth watching got cancelled when I turned my back for just a minute.... wait I think I've switched tracks to activities and interests instead of ME talk.Ooh that's something, I'm not too good at the whole...Keeping to one subject for long. My mind has an association process that at first appears random and chaotic, but ..r inspection... I'm a Loon. I also appear to have an unhealthy dependancy on elipses... hehe =-D

I'd like to meet:

Moderately Intelligent People with a Sense of Humor, preferably of the Twisted variety. Should be Creative and Upbeat but Sarcasm is always welcome. Bonus points for good punsmanship!Feel free to join My Pack and fight Vampires as well, }8-D>

Music:

My tastes are ecclectic. A glance at my cd's shows me... Depeche Mode, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, Type O Negative, Morrissey, Oingo Boingo, Primus, Fiona Apple, Rasputina, Tori Amos, Evanesence, Dead Can Dance, White Stripes, Tool, NIN, Ministry, Bad Religion, Madness, Violent Femmes, Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack. I also listen to classical music and need to start going to orchestral concerts...

Movies:

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Television:

So much crap... So very much crap...I've been very dissapointed with the "public". I blame COPS and Real World. Reality Show's just won't die. (I've asked them to)if you need more reality OPEN YOUR WINDOW AND LOOK AT "REALITY", TURN OFF YOUR TV AND TURN ON YOUR BRAIN.But seriously.... Simpsons, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Firefly, Farscape, Dark Angel, Buffy/Angel, Coupling (BBCA only), Monty Python, Kindred (remember that series?) MORE: HERO's, Dr Who(new), Supernatural, Battlestar Galactica(new), Who's Line is it Anyway?(any), The TICK(animated), and of course HERO's

Books:

hmm.. Anita Blake series, Incarnations of Immortality series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, 50 something books by Andre Norton, also enjoy Anne Mcaffery's works... Anne Rice has her moments to be sure... Ben Bova's Orion...I don't read enough... I need a new set of eyes cloned and set up "remote" to read them for me.

Heroes:

"I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge." JRR Tolkien----"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman " Homer J. Simpson----"Adults are obsolete children." Dr.Suess----

My Blog

Dr Horrible has a PHD of Horribleness

A LETTER FROM JOSS WHEDON Dear Friends, At last the time has come to reveal to you our Master Plan. BEWARE! Those with weak hearts should log off lest they be terrified by the twisted genius of our sc...
Posted by Tarlonis on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:47:00 PST

lalalalalalala

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMVQ4op53AY Yvonne, THIS is the origination of Frank/My "doot n' doot n' doo doooo" (also, frank's "caca poopoo peepeeeee") Mkay?...
Posted by Tarlonis on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:44:00 PST

Silly Text Based Werewolf Game

Ok...if you know me, you probably know that YES I am silly enough to enjoy this kinda thing.  Click the link below and I "get" to bite you in the Game. http://s2.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=45549 If ...
Posted by Tarlonis on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:40:00 PST

The Best Laid Plans...

Ok...this is Arcana’s spring break week.I’ve taken off work tomorrow and friday to have a nice 4 day weekend. The plan WAS to go camping up around Young...a very nice spot that we haven&rs...
Posted by Tarlonis on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:07:00 PST

Type O Negative: My Girlfriends Girlfriend

             *Now Accepting Applications*...
Posted by Tarlonis on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - E3 2007 Trailer

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Posted by Tarlonis on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST

Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star

The first video MTV played. A Number One from '79. ...
Posted by Tarlonis on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents:

I stole this from Wiccan Countess but I HAD to share it.  You'll understand why once you've started reading it. A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents:Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tho...
Posted by Tarlonis on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

Need a smile?

I couldn't NOT share this... You will laugh, if you don't..... go take a nap ya grumpy bastiche.   .. ...
Posted by Tarlonis on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

Post wedding update

Well, the Wedding itself was fantastic. Erika truly took my breath away in her Dark Lily dress.  Arcana made me cry with joy when I saw her in her Oona outfit for the first time. The wedding star...
Posted by Tarlonis on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST