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Christopher

The ice cream is bad. It displeases me greatly!

About Me

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" When you think you know the game, I change the rules."- great words to live by!
Who me? Just a lone pilgim in the Arizona artistic highway by the name of Christopher. Musician(20+ years bass guitar), Comedian(8 years performing), Actor & director. I consider myself one of the few people to have performed on some of the most well known venues in Arizona for no money. Such places include: The Mason Jar(RIP), The Electirc Ballroom(RIP), Tempe Long Wongs(RIP), The Tempe Improv, The Venue at Scottsdale(Formerly the Cajun House), The Paper Heart Venue, The Trunk Space, Celebrity Theatre, Herberger Theatre, Mesa Arts Center, The Comedy Spot and the Glendale Public Library. I have worked with such Arizona artistic troupes as Apollo-12 Improv(Founders of the Phoenix Improv Festival) and Come As You Are Entertainment(azrocky.com). I have also performed with such theatre companies as Artists Theatre Project, Southwest Shakespeare Company, and Mesa Encore Theatre. When not doing the above, I produce and direct an online sketch progran, Video Difficulties.

Currently I am working freelance as a videographer(weddings, events, comedy, videos, let's talk!) and will be producing more shows in 2008. Stay tuned!

and in my spare time I own a cat.


4 Bradley, RIP my bro!
NOTE TO BANDS!!! I performed in an Arizona band for 8 years, The Narrow Way, so I know the difficulty in getting exposure. And I have a soft spot for my AZ brethren. That said, I will add your ass to this myspace...IF you're an Arizona band.
And if you add this link....
myspace.com/videod
Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Chariot card. The Chariot has the energy to succeed. Their ambition and drive leads them into competition, and they often come out the victor. The fast-paced energy of the chariot is met with the ability to control and lead. The Charioteer's leadership is not authoritarian but rather an attempt to bring their team to victory. The Charioteer can be obedient to those who have proven themselves in a position of leadership. Physical prowess and activity are important to the meaning of this card. Travel is found here as a journey of personal growth. Moving from one point to another in attempt to find a better place may be taken both literally and as a metaphor for the inner self. Image from: Dorothy Simpson Krause. http://www.dotkrause.com/art/tarot/tarot.htm
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My Interests

Video Games, Video Editing, Performing, generally being artistic, creating music with loud instruments. Annoying people that deserve to be annoyed. Bucking the system and questioning authority.

I'd like to meet:

Other peeps that are into the many forms of art. We're talking theatre, artistry, music, culinary...you name it, I want to experience it.Then I wanna go to europe!Some people don't like me because I'm an individual...PARDONE MOI!!!!

Contrary to popular belief, zombies do tend to use cell-phones...whilst zombettes hold their drinks...Female zombies tend to stay liquor free...photo by Becca.

Music:



Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Ramones, Primus, Red Hot Chili Peppers(83-92), Judas Priest, Cliff Burton era Metallica, Insane Clown Possee(I'm a juggalo, muthafacko!), Anthrax(Joey Belladonna era), The Dead Milkmen, "The Motor City Madman" Ted Nugent, The Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Diamond Head, Weird Al Yankovic, Toy Dolls, The Aquabats, Johnny Cash, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Misfits, Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Black Sabbath, Zakk Wylde, Iggy and the Stooges, AFI, Wesley Willis, Voltaire.

Movies:

Any Cheech & Chong Movie, Any movie with Rik Mayall or Adrian Edmondson, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, LOTR, Star Wars ep 4-6, Mel Brooks films

Television:

INVADER ZIM!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Dr Who, RAW, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman: AAL, Discovery Channel, History Channel

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life The Universe and Everything, So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Mostly Harmless, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul.In other words, Douglas Adams is was and always will be the Man

Heroes:

Steve Harris(My lord and master), Cliff Burton(RIP), Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Robin Williams, Joey Ramone(RIP), Angus Young, Bon Scott(RIP)

My Blog

NAME THAT TUNE!!!

http://www.vidif.com/music.mp3 Any guesses what this song might be? I think there's at least a handful of people on my peeps list that'll get it...if you're 18-..prolly not...well I dunno.. ;) on anot...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:17:00 PST

Random musings

*I haven't had someone make me a lunch since...God...10th grade?  I don't care if it's a silly Japanese lunchbox with tupperware containers...I could seriously get used to this. *I'm actually get...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:03:00 PST

Guerilla filmmaking at its best.

Well, Spideyfans, I managed to finalyl cut away apart of the boxes and clothes here at the townhouse and managed to finalyl get my editing suite set up.  Computer's on the table connected to my o...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:44:00 PST

OCT 10: LOLAZ Comedy Showdown

Next Friday, Oct 10, I'll be hitting up the comedy club circuit again as Friar's Lantern Entertainment presents the LOLAZ Comedy Showdown. 20 comics perfoming ten minute sets, over 3 hours of com...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:11:00 PST

Survey before the real post of the day...

 1) Where is the boy/girl you want most?~Cutting people's hair like Sweeney Todd.2) Where will you be 2 hours from now?~Getting tix for a show then napalming my townhouse some more.3) How old is ...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:48:00 PST

A Quote...

"The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:14:00 PST

Would you eat B&J Ice Cream made from Mothers Milk?

I do love animals.  No really I do.  I mean I'm dating a horse-lover, for crissakes!  I understand the need to give proper care and treatment.  And I understand the need for those ...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:03:00 PST

Metallica - Death Magnetic

Rick Rubin is a producing GOD! And Bob Rock is hereby forbidden from EVER touching a Metallica album ever again...just stay producing Motley Crue-x stuff! and that's all I got to say about that!  ...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:49:00 PST

SOMEONE UP THERE MUST REALLY HATE ME...

flat broke and tickets go on sale saturday for AC/DC Dec 10 at US Air arena. *bangs head* AC/DC > Maiden.   fie on thee..a pox on your house...and I don't mean Hugh Laurie!...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:05:00 PST

school - shule..that’s how it looks said...

I was thrown back a few weeks back when I talked with an agent out here tha tI needed more schooling...but more that I think about it the last schooling I had was with Apollo 12 improv(at that time ca...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:55:00 PST