The Nightmare you really shouldn’t read |
I'm in a restaruant that serves mostly chicken cooked in several different ways. I'm loading my plate with potatoes, corn, and other side goodies!
I overhear people say there's a disturbing char...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
My New Boss (kind of scary) |
Note: I am expressing all of this, not to anger anyone, just letting out my frustrations. I don't want to get into a debate or religious disagreement with any of my amazingly loving friend...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:59:00 GMT |
If I had youre phone number, I just lost it.... |
THIS IS A DRAMATIZATION OF TRUE EVENTS
Mandy took her phone everywhere with her. Shelly Foon, the light pink razor, comfortably nestled in Mandy's back pocket, or purse at all times. ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:09:00 GMT |
OMG I have no job. |
My boss just closed the doors to the only Hogi Yogi in Arizona tonight. Monday, I don't go into work. It's so weird. I have had this job since 2004, (3 months shy of 5 years). I understand that it was...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:42:00 GMT |
Bad Choice of Bedtime Stories/Mature Content, Read at your own risk |
I always read before bed. I don't remember dreaming of the books before now. The book tonight was The Good The Bad And The Undead. So far, it's about a cute redhead witch in tight leather ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:43:00 GMT |
A few more poems I found |
I think I am Santa
Surprised Mr Bob Crachit
Employed by Scrooge
To hit him with a hatchet!
By Earl Zarbin
I think I am a Sutton
First name is Willie.
Why do I rob banks?
The money, silly...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:29:00 GMT |
Couple more peoms I found after cleaning the computer desk |
I think I am a Whopper
A big fib
Like Eve
From Adams’ rib
By Earl Zarbin
I think I am learning
Sitting at the masters feet
Drawing in the wisdom
To help me be complete
By Earl Zarbin
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:32:00 GMT |
A Poem written just for me... |
I Think I am Pregnant
A blessing to await!
The miracle of life
Is fun to generate!
By Earl Zarbin
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:11:00 GMT |
I think I am... |
I think I am an Old Flame
Past the age of 80
Might have done much better
If had not got so weighty
- Earl Zarbin
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
Guitar Hero Addict |
Guitar Hero 3 is so super fun. I just have one problem. It's effected the way I listen to music. I hear one of the songs on the radio and I'm all... *air guitar stressed*.... I...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:07:00 GMT |
